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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.

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This energy though

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the gooners

they’re everywhere

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Literally her

can't help it i guess

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You know what im sick of the unicorn propaganda

"Oh killing a unicorn is some despicable act"

THEYVE GOT A HORN, THEY HAVE DEFENSIVE PROPERTIES, KILLING A UNICORN IS AS EVIL AS KILLING A STAG

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Took me years to understand the "why the long face" punchlines to "so a horse walks into a bar" jokes because I just thought that's a normal sized face to have if you're a horse. It never occurred to me to judge a horse by the standards of man

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tell me something soft

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God Pete is such a cringe fail loser legitimately. He once tried to look cool and break a shovel over his leg and instead broke that leg. He once jerked off to a math problem. He can not tell the difference between football and baseball. He either A. Endurance trains with a shake weight so he can mastrubate longer or B. Mastrubates so much he has managed to become jacked. He calls sex sexy time. He’s apparently very knowledgeable about science but has no clue how to check someone’s pulse. He wears bow ties and suspenders every day of his life.

Anyway this point of all of this is that I need him in a way that is concerning to feminism.

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Shout out to my neighbours house alarm, they are on holiday and it has been going off for going on 5 days, luckily its only an internal alarm so its not super audible in most places in my house

Oh where is it most audible you ask? Thats such a great question, my bedroom is where thank you for asking

I have been sleeping poorly

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new kin list just dropped

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my pronouns are now you/yours

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