warf-ltd

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gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

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I have to stop saying 'raw, next question' to every image of Markiplier I see 😭

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From the same creature that brought you “I will jump over the banister and fall an entire floor” get ready for the thrilling sequel “I am evil and there is nothing you can do about it”

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“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

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RULEY RULES!!!!

do’s: message me and rp!!!

don’ts: no nsfw unless it’s only a bit of violence.

tags for dark!:

sunshine: platonic Darkiplier

lollipops: romantic Darkiplier

And

rainbows!: old married couple stuff

tags for mark egos!!!:

Puter brain: Googleplier

Robo dude: bingiplier

typewriter ink: the host!

stage lights: Actor mark

disco buddy: Abe

Whip crack: Illinois

jail bird: Yancy

warp core: Engie mark

The seer: Celine

the pawn: Damien

tags for jse characters!!!:

Turtle w/ a knife: Antisepticeye

Depressed dad: Chase brody

doctor! Doctor!: Henrik

magic man: Marvin the magnificent superhero: Jackie boy man

graveyard ghoul: Robbie the zombie

fandom tags!!!:

inky: BATIM

he’s a scary bear: FNAF

Poppy in a box: poppy playtime