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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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I’m more than my fat cock

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before june ended i wanted to also say:

happy tenth birthday to dirty paws!

it may be kinda cringe now but it always makes me happy to know it made an impact with many people over the years so🥺

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make me tall please. and sexy too thatd be nice

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"I want to be a dragon."

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new propaganda campaign just dropped (now an actual print!)

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One of my favourite customer interactions

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I baked some beetle bread!! <3

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Found a wasp-mimicing jumping spider today!!!

It's gonna be a good day.