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Me: I don’t have time to read

Also me: *devotes every leisure hour to a dramione fic literally twice as long as ulysses*

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psych renaissance when. I think it’s time for a reexamination by the masses. let’s get some fresh discourse and drama. it’s lighthearted and fun and then it’s NOT. there’s halloween episodes. it ask the brave question of “what if a bisexual court jester with adhd was genuis and used his powers as an excuse to run around with bestie everyday (theyre disgustingly (affectionate) codependent) being silly n solving crimes”. grown men screaming in fear like five year olds

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Hey!

Due to helping push Smosh incentives for the livestream I ended up with an extra ticket for the Smosh the Sitcom Live Show!

I decided that I'm going to give away a ticket to the Sitcom Liveshow. It will be a basic ticket. (That means no after show)

I'm going to do this like old school tumblr, so in order to be entered, please like and reblog this post. I'm also going to ask that you be following me.

If you want to reblog this as a signal boost but not enter, I'm going to ask that you indicate that in the tags of the post. I'm also going to ask that you please only enter if you don't have a ticket so that someone that can't afford it can come!

I'm going to be choosing a winner on Tuesday, May 7th, at 12 am. EST. The winner will be chosen through random chance.

You will get the ticket via log-in for the Gmail I made that has the ticket on it. If I do not hear back from the winner by 12 a.m. on Wednesday, May 8th, I will randomly pick again.

Good luck!

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can't believe we canonically have "shayne getting shy bc of his wife" content

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tobytobytoby.csp

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OH MY GOD !?!?!?!?!?! i feel like i'm being april fools day pranked but im falling for it fr like im crying omg what

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My parentals

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Thinking about straight people who know the state of Dan and Phil’s relationship and still refuse to accept they’re together because they’ve never explicitly said it.

My buddy, they are two gay men in their thirties who have said outright that they have been attached at the hip since they met 15 years ago. They have lived together, with no other roommates, for the past thirteen years and have never indicated dating anyone else. They refer to the home they are currently living in as their “forever home,” as in they plan to spend forever there. I truly don’t know what else you want.

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Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

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me trying to piece the dan and phil lore in 2023

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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

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i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors

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anyway. onto better things

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everyone check out my new ya fantasy novel called a court of blood, bone, ash, roses, thorns, fire, ice, stone, ravens, enemies to lovers, fake dating, two number 9s, a number 5 large, and an extra large fries

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I work at a movie theater.

And personally? To be in the tickets booth, and see young girls, teenagers, adult women, coming in to see Barbie,

the most highlighter pink outfits, some of them coming in with the dolls they’re dressed as, laughing to each other, cheering for each other,

to see the men they’re coming to see it with, dressed in pink, cheering them on, taking their pictures with smiles and cheers in the lobby at the photo op

touches something so deep in me

I can’t say any nuances of the movie that haven’t already been said, but like, fuck man, love is so deep and so kind and to be able to see glimpses of it from behind my little ticket desk makes me a little less nihilistic.

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the hot new trend is "guard posting"