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the new pope has an AO3 tag

the conclave works fast but the devil (us) works faster

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Hey it’s not all bad guys since the next pope is from chicago maybe he’ll make masturbation legal. You know. Because. Because in chicago they. In chicago they have. Because of. Because. Bean. Because flicking. Because . Because the .

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Omg guys it’s the first American pope

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California quail?

Critter

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New pope is American (yikes) but at least he’s from Chicago (funny)

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If we can all agree to call Robert Prevost by his new chosen name of Leo XIV then we can all call trans people by their chosen names. It’s not hard.

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I know everyone's disappointed about an American Pope but I think it was a tactical choice. It makes it easier to return to the US in order to complete his first mission as Pope:

To avenge Pope Francis and take out JD Vance

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so funny to me the pope has siblings. imagine a bunch of people looked at your brother and decided he was the physical embodiment of god's will. like that kid kicked me in the head once.

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"the new pope is problematic" well folks it's the catholic fucking church so im not really sure where your hopes were at

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sickened, but curious

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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this is legitimately one of my absolute favorite pieces of animation of all time