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wastedshadowsofthelight · 4 hours ago
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wastedshadowsofthelight · 4 hours ago
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when u move out you can go to a living room and use your phone there instead of being in your bedroom. it's allowed
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wastedshadowsofthelight · 15 hours ago
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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.
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wastedshadowsofthelight · 15 hours ago
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Let dogs and cats sniff… Just let them fhcnking sniff… They love it
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wastedshadowsofthelight · 15 hours ago
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it makes me so furious when i want to know about a specific ass species of animal and theres only like 6 existing photos of it. like im actually going to pass away if humanity as a whole doesnt release more pied butterfly bat images
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wastedshadowsofthelight · 18 hours ago
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ok how are you people putting commas in your tags
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wastedshadowsofthelight · 19 hours ago
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im soooooo sleepy nobody in the whole world understands
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wastedshadowsofthelight · 19 hours ago
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Cupping your own boobs for no real reason is important enrichment for girls
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wastedshadowsofthelight · 22 hours ago
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wastedshadowsofthelight · 22 hours ago
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Jellycat of the Day | 12th June 2025
↳ Amuseables Michelle Mussel
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wastedshadowsofthelight · 22 hours ago
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You heard the train, boys. Do your thing
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wastedshadowsofthelight · 23 hours ago
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wastedshadowsofthelight · 23 hours ago
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i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing
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wastedshadowsofthelight · 23 hours ago
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Did i ever post this here
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wastedshadowsofthelight · 23 hours ago
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wastedshadowsofthelight · 23 hours ago
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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!
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wastedshadowsofthelight · 24 hours ago
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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN
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