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Now that I have a Lightbox I can take updated photos of Archibald Asparagus Saint Sebastian

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me.

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Gatekeeping is so good and important

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honestly the character of the king in yellow as like a Guy is something people get stuck on a lot, especially people trying to work him into cthulhu mythos stuff as like some kind of cthulhoid in a yellow robe fucking with you. the king as a character is like really not the most important aspect of The King in Yellow. it's about the blurring of the line between ordinary reality and the play

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bro don't do that

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i literally think of that "polynesians first to discover antarctica, not news to maori" headline so much it's so fucking funny

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Power outage so I had to do my t-shot by candlelight like the founding fathers.

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i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

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when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

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first time I ever went to the animal shelter and picked out my own animal was surreal. we had so many animals growing up but we never picked out any of them. and sure that’s normal for cats. they just showed up and we adopted them. but it didn’t end there.

we had a ball python because my mom was on a walk with her friends, saw it on the ground (this was Ohio) said “woah! that’s not native!” and put it in her purse. we advertised but never found the owner so we kept the purse python.

we ended up with a corn snake during a hurricane because my mom went out to get one of the cats and the corn snake was so little it came blowing through the air like a branch and my mom reached out and grabbed it out of the air to save it.

actually the point of this post is lost because I typed this far and realized the universe was maybe just sending my mom snakes specifically.