who needs a relationship when you have animals
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Her moms face
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*checks my email at the club*
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U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense
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i’m just saying every piece of shit who voted third party in texas or florida because they didn’t like trump and hillary wasn’t pure or pretty enough for them can fuck right off, unfollow me right now immediately, and go straight to hell
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GIVE ME THAT CORNY ASS DISNEY ASS LAST MINUTE TURN AROUND
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whatever happens tomorrow, just know its white people’s fault
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my uncle derek went out to a restaurant and discovered that the couch in the lounge is the same print as his shirt
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Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack
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i was checking out who was on my blog and
whY
ARE YOU
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
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The ends justifies the means
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