Allison. 22. Louisiana. Bisexual. ************************ "You just say, Hi. They may ignore you. Or you may marry them. And that possibility is worth that one word." -Augusten Burroughs' Dry SLYTHERIN{ wear }
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#are you kidding me?
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Am I right, ladies?
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Katya x Her onion
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if you love me u probably need to reevaluate your life choices because i am a loser
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Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.
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John Adams was like…
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Conversation
me: ugh why does no one wanna hang out w/ me
someone: *invites me out*
me: *makes excuses to stay home*
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Me when I have to talk to people
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“That is my nipple and I think you know that.”
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I have a lot of Swedish family.
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