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Autism be damned my boy can embalm a corpse

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Reposting from tiktok bc I think it’s pretty awesome!

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very funny that the symptoms of blood loss include making you more uncoordinated and cognitively impaired. look at me i'm so cute and helpless and fucking dying.

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every day i get posts on my dash that are terrible for people with ocd

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When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.

In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!

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I respect an "I can fix him" villainfucker 50x more than a "he didn't do anything wrong, he's just misunderstood!" villainfucker. like yeah they both get the cute domestic happily ever after, but man the first guy has depth they have nuance and most importantly they are actually aware they're a villainfucker

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when i was a child on the internet it was a common prank to send your friends a link to a looping penis windmill or an unlabeled photo of a man spreading his ass. now you can be a grown adult posting about penis and theres a chance paypal gets mad at you about it. i'm not entirely sure which of these is worse but it sure is Different.

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the big three questions of media analysis: what the author wanted to say, what they actually said, and what they didn’t know they were saying

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big fan of digging myself deeper in the hole #myhole . wait hold on. hm. maybe not on that one. post cancelled

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agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

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Making a flat/wide/bulbous nose appreciation post because those big nose posts never include them:

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LOVE AND PEACE FOR IT/ITS PRONOUNS

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looking at the labubu subreddit out of curiosity/peoplewatching and i;m crying. people are giving them BBLs

this is fucking destroying me. their laboobooties

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when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

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Pasting what I posed in Bsky here, too. The lady I spoke to told me "we are getting a lot of calls about this." IT IS WORKING. CALL. JUST FUCKING CALL.

If you find it difficult to find the words, you can use this as a script:

"Hi, my name is _____ and I would like to file a formal complaint. I'm calling about a recent change to Visa's payment processing. I am being blocked from making legal purchases on (Steam, Itch.io, etc., whatever you use). I am an adult with money, and I should be able to spend my money wherever I please. It is ridiculous that your company is barring me from making legal purchases with my own money. I am going to stop using Visa if this isn’t rescinded and fixed. I am very displeased as a customer, and will be taking my business elsewhere if this is not remedied in a timely manner."

That's basically what I said. Feel free to spice it up!

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