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i still can’t get over the fact that you don’t need parental permission to be in the triwizard tournament, but you do to go into the next town
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we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking.
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There’s like 12 different kinds of tension in this image.
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Apparently “you don’t have the guts” are fairly common last words.
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Listen if my Uber driver ain’t on this type time I ain’t given em five stars
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Twitter I said do you remember when Childish Gambino started talking in the middle of a freestyle, then seamlessly hopped back on the flow and it still made made massive sense?
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“I am waiting to transform. My skin aches with it. Perhaps I am about to burst into bloom.”
— Waiting, Marya Hornbacher (via salemwitchtrials)
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This guy came forJameela and she fucking wrecked him oh my god
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