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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke

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like if i have a couple of hours to kill after work i would truly love to spend them in a little indie café but unfortunately all the indie cafés shut at 5.15 so i guess im going to caffe nero again

an important factor for supporting local businesses is those businesses actually being open 👍

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an important factor for supporting local businesses is those businesses actually being open 👍

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literally the only reason im not covered in tattoos is bc i cant afford it. its just really important for me that you all know that my best, ideal self would be covered in tattoos.

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forgot to turn the burner on so i just spent 15 minutes standing over my pot of noodles like

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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

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*if you know/have confirmed from multiple sources, pick the first one you experienced

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emails suck. unless they are from ao3, then they are the best thing to ever happen to me

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meows at you loud as fuck. meows at you loud as fuck again

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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remember kids, the moral of "Irish and Italians weren't even considered White yet!" isn't "because in those times people were so ignorant they didn't think the Irish were white". the moral is "because white is an unreal category created to justify slavery and ongoing hoarding of power and wealth". It's not that you know better about Italians. It's that the boundaries of the higher caste have changed.

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No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

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in the hunger games audiobooks the narrator actually sings all the songs instead of just reading the lyrics out, something i find myself really appreciating and valuing a lot more as i'm forced to sit through whatever the hell this is

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it truly is so hard to be a daenerys fan in this world because whenever someone says they don't like her i have to launch a full investigation to figure out whether

1. they simply don't vibe with her character (valid)

2. they have genuine criticisms of her story, e.g. rampant orientalism (also valid)

3. they're a misogynist and the concept of a fictional teenage girl being cool and powerful and smart and kind and the Main Character turns them into a hulk-esque rage monster

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have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending