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The thing about Timmy Chalamet is that he’s truly a great actor and he even has good taste in projects and he’s not even overexposed when you calibrate for how overexposed all that group of 25-30 year old big stars are……however something is still off. any time he gets cast in something it feels like that movie instantly turns into a parody of a movie. I cannot explain this
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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
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watermelon-converse · 2 hours
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early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion
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Maybe this is the wrong platform to pose this question given the average tumblr user but
Is it just me or did our generation (those of is who are currently 20-30 ish) just not get the opportunity to be young in the 'standard' sense?
Like, everyone I talk to who's over 40 has all their wild stories about their teens and 20s, being young and dumb, and then I talk to my friends and coworkers and classmates, and we just... dont.
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watermelon-converse · 2 hours
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a shipwreck is literally a type of corpse
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watermelon-converse · 2 hours
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Reminder that jkr basically funds a large portion of the terf movement in the UK and promoting harry potter and actively giving her money is helping fund that movement and is actively encouraging her and her followers because they see this as support
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watermelon-converse · 2 hours
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they should invent talking with a friend that doesnt require a conversation topic or the ability to otherwise come up with things to say
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love forever...
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watermelon-converse · 2 hours
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Knights or cowboys?
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watermelon-converse · 2 hours
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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watermelon-converse · 2 hours
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cute little fella (fights crime)
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watermelon-converse · 2 hours
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guys give me your most controversial opinion!!! :D
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when u dont like ur art take a deep breath and remember u created it from nothing, like a god
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watermelon-converse · 4 hours
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WHAT THE SCALLOP!?!?
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watermelon-converse · 5 hours
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"european shrimp racism colours" are a haha funny joke because its true (and you dont even know the extent of it until youve stepped into balkans) but see if anyone thought about it for 3 minutes they mightve come to realize what racism actually is and why it came to be
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