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LET’S GO POKE HER DOTS

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You can’t hate on a chesty chick that comes fully prepared -she’s brought a bottle of water and already practising that chin wiping motion!

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Congratulations - I think you just BLUE my mind!

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There Are No Tea Breaks When You’re Cleavage Hunting 

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How APPropriate is this? 

Now that’s what you call a smartphone - if I tried to get similar one-to-one time with her right boob I don’t think I’d get the same reception!

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It’s not that sweater I wanted to see you tie a knot in! Bust just saying.

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Show me what you got

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2017 well sixteen, or somethingteen - you know how we do the new year..... leegullible?

https://youtu.be/FS4U-HAHwps?t=33

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If I catch you napping, you’ll miss me snapping

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Rack Remedies

Big boobs WILL make that Carlton Banks tied cardigan preppy look seem “Fresh”.

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One of the debated labours of Hercules - zipping up those monsters! I mean we needed him to succeed or we’d have no proceeding Xena Warrior Princess franchise.

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Tomorrow’s Trends Here Today: The Portable Scarf Rack

Not sure whether to wear your scarf or hang it up at home? Fortunately, with hulking huge boobs you’ll never have to make that agonizing decision again - do both!

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Cleavage Hunting Series

Virginal white vestments won’t save you from the cleavage hunter I’m eyeing that telltale crack like a junkie that skipped rehab.

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Boob Blur

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Subway Sideboob

Who wouldn’t mind tunneling through those though? And it would be with a one way ticket ;)

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Blessed?

When the strap of your handbag doesn’t even clear your bust.