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i love my bf !!!!!

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tourists complaining they forgot to pack power adapters girl what you forgot to pack is your common sense and courtesy did you leave it on the plane why are you stood in a massive clump in the middle of the walkway move to the side .

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this is pt two to reasons i’ve given ppl ‘gen z stare’ which i fully believe is actually just taking a moment to process what the fuck is being asked bc someone asked me ‘oh i saw outside you’re advertising a whisky flavoured tea but we just got want to try whisky can we have that’ ‘sir this is a tea shop we advertised whisky flavoured tea because we sell tea’ ‘yeah but we just want the whisky can we just have a tester of the whisky’ ‘no sir we don’t offer whisky tastings this is a tea shop’ ‘so you only sell tea’ ‘and coffee but yeah’ then he had the gall to scoff at me ??????? what the fuck is in the air with tourists this year

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‘what is the flavour in the raspberry ripple’ ILL GIVE TOU ONE GOOD FUCKINF GUESS .KYS .

also shout out to the diva that asked my colleague for her free gift today and when my colleague asked for the account details she said she didn’t have an account and wanted the free gift anyway and no the girl yesterday didn’t even ask for her email (we physically cannot advance to the purchase without asking yes or no to the rewards scheme) and spent 5 minutes arguing just to say oh yeah she did actually ask and yeah she did leave her email and she wants her free gift now . when the only thing she was buying was 6 paper bags for a grand total of 60p and the free gift doesn’t activate unless you spend £10 . it’s spend £10 for a free item . and she got mad at my colleague for it .

gen z stare or whatever‘what’s my free gift’ ‘oh it’s anything in the store that is £10 or under’ ‘so can i get this’ ‘no that 11.95 it has to be a maximum value of £10’ ‘so just take £10 off i’ll pay the rest’ ‘so unfortunately i can’t do that as per the email voucher it has to be a single item to the value of £10 you can try x y and z those ranges are all valid for the gift’ ‘what about that one’ ‘no that’s £18 unfortunately the price is just on the self next to it there’ ‘and i can’t just pay the rest’ ‘no sir as i said the voucher is for one free item the till physically will not let me enter the code on an item more than £10’ ‘so what can i get’ ‘im happy to show you options in the x y and z ranges its only a select few that don’t fit into the deal’ ‘there’s nothing £10 in here’ ‘almost everything we carry has a value of 9.95, you’re looking at a traditional import which is why it’s more expensive’ ‘so you can’t just give me this for free’ ‘no sir it’s anything to the value of £10’ ‘whatever i don’t want the gift anymore’ I CANNOT DO THIS EVERY SINGLE FICKING DAYYYYYTYTYT

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gen z stare or whatever‘what’s my free gift’ ‘oh it’s anything in the store that is £10 or under’ ‘so can i get this’ ‘no that 11.95 it has to be a maximum value of £10’ ‘so just take £10 off i’ll pay the rest’ ‘so unfortunately i can’t do that as per the email voucher it has to be a single item to the value of £10 you can try x y and z those ranges are all valid for the gift’ ‘what about that one’ ‘no that’s £18 unfortunately the price is just on the self next to it there’ ‘and i can’t just pay the rest’ ‘no sir as i said the voucher is for one free item the till physically will not let me enter the code on an item more than £10’ ‘so what can i get’ ‘im happy to show you options in the x y and z ranges its only a select few that don’t fit into the deal’ ‘there’s nothing £10 in here’ ‘almost everything we carry has a value of 9.95, you’re looking at a traditional import which is why it’s more expensive’ ‘so you can’t just give me this for free’ ‘no sir it’s anything to the value of £10’ ‘whatever i don’t want the gift anymore’ I CANNOT DO THIS EVERY SINGLE FICKING DAYYYYYTYTYT

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something that really irks me about discussions of ‘duffs’ as a ‘duff’ is the way that they’re always like ‘and then i had a glow up and now men are obsessed w me’ like i thought this was going to be a discussion about how we need to unlearn our dependency on male opinion and approval even though it is nice to feel attractive sometimes we need to stop allowing men to talk us into degrading boxes bc we don’t fit the idealised version of what THEY want but instead it’s all perceiving a post pubescent body or weight loss as a form of karma on the men that didn’t want them before and perpetuating glow up culture and the ‘right way to look’

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i treated myself to the fancy ravioli in asda look at this shit i’m so happy rn

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thats a wrongful termination lawsuit pending if they fire you

i don’t think they’re going to actually fire me like terminate my contract but my manager is super petty and insecure he’s going to make me feel like i have no option but to leave . alternatively he has a record of talking to girls he doesn’t like and telling them that they’re not officially being let go but he is encouraging them to seek employment elsewhere because they are not a good fit for our team and environment

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why? did something happen? are you okay?

diva shits gone down about the way they were treating a staff member who recently got a disability diagnosis and i may have had a hand in her finding out that the management team were trying to use me to spy in on her daily and social life and what they were saying about her …. . and there’s nobody else that could have told her this . even tho they did tell several sales advisors that they wanted to fire her and gossiped mad shit about her and she confronted them today and handed in her resignation … girl

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lmao might get fired for real this time

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THE MOST BORING 67 LAPS OF MY LIFE AND THEY ALL BECAME WORTH IT IN THE SPACE OF A FEW BEAUTIFUL SECONDS

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this one’s for the freaks that like to look at old buildings in the rain

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lmao long time no see or whatever i got a new tattoo

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went to my friends uni art show 👍👍👍 got some shit 👍👍

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shoutout to italy . pasta pizza limoncello . you guys ate that up . fucking vespas .

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your little guys!! miss hearing you talk abt night at the museum

i’ve been torturing the people at work with night at the museum lately let me tell you actually me and my flatmate are dressing up as jedtavius for halloween but it’s if trixie and katya were cast instead of owen wilson and steve coogan . so like drag jedtavius . also here’s my dinner tonight we went on a trek to find our nearest asian supermarket bc we haven’t had time to explore the new area and i finally got stocked up on all the shit i like (except enoki bc they were out) so i made us tteokbokki and we have a little side of kimchi

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its that time of the year