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waugh-bao · 2 days ago

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Frédéric Beigbeder et Thierry Ardisson au Festival de Cannes/Frédéric Beigbeder and Thierry Ardisson at the Cannes Film Festival (2006)

#well…that’s certainly a choice #good for Thierry #I guess #not the stones #cannes #cannes film festival #culture française #french culture #french cinema #cinema français #thierry ardisson #frédéric beigbeder

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waugh-bao · 2 days ago

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#meme #the rolling stones #my edits #old married band #charlie watts

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waugh-bao · 2 days ago

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#there’s a hadj said berrada show happening in rabat next Friday #and I really wanted to go #but b/c I don’t have a valid Moroccan phone number (eSIM) I couldn’t purchase the tickets #well…turns out entering the phone number of the sketchy Chinese restaurant across from my building did the trick #sorry Le Mandarin #not the stones #me stuff

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waugh-bao · 4 days ago

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He literally wrote an entire song with the Belgian-Congolese hip hop artist Krisy called “lucy & les chanteurs pour dames” about being a female centric singer (hello Keith saying only women really appreciated his solo work), with lyrics like this:

He also hates all men except for like 5 guys he’s incapable of being normal about. Including his pianist/co-composer Alain, who looks a bit like Charlie and certainly gets manhandled like Charlie did:

And he thought this was a super normal way to describe another one of his friends (translated):

“He has a very soft beard and his smell is really affecting. Some people have scents that suit you better than others. There's also something warm about the way he holds you. He has wisdom and at the same time a certain disquiet.”

If he looked anything like Keith I’d have real questions about who his real father is.

I’m trying to find the full text of this interview in Lui without actually having to buy a copy (it’s a French men’s magazine, very much the vibes of Keith’s interview with Loaded where he decided to cop to the lingerie ‘kink’ and flirting with Charlie’s mum), but oh my gosh, even in extracts this the most Keith coded interview I’ve ever read. I both have questions and desperately want to see them collaborate.

Q: Do you consider yourself a seducer?

Marc Lavoine: I'm not a seducer and I've never been! As a child, I was fat and I was made fun of a lot…I've never been able to talk to girls, and that's why I write songs.

Q: But-

ML: Seduction, I find it fake, uninteresting. Sexuality as such does not interest me, it is love that I like.

He reveals later in the interview that he hates being thought of as a lady’s man, heartbreaker, seductive sort of singer and instead considers himself excessively a “chanteur pour dames” (lit. singer for women) and wants to center them in his art.

i can't stand the french but the more i learn about this man the more i feel like this guy really is keith but french. which is so crazy. why are there two of this guy fjslkdjfslkdfj

#I’ve watched bits and pieces of the French version of The Voice #which he (weirdly for his very arty image) was on for a little bit #and he ends up kissing. sitting in the lap of. dancing against the judge who is one of his old friends like 17 times in the first episode #why did Keith reincarnate as an angsty French singer?

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waugh-bao · 6 days ago

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#every time I come back to Morocco this country tests my patience a little more #took my flight from Spain. got in no problem. went to customs and talked with the border patrol agent in French and Darija #he mostly commented on how tired I looked and where I was staying #fine. whatever. normal #then he stamps my passport and slides my boarding card back to me #(translated) ‘you should come back to casa. it would be very nice. anything you need at the airport or security I do for you. come #back here soon girl. I’ll hear from you #soon. okay?’#for fuck’s sake #and then on the train from Casa to Rabat I got stuck in a cabin that was all men #the guy sitting across from me was just blatantly taking photos of me #one of these days I’m going to snap and have a full on Arabic language break down on someone #which I’m sure will end well as a very obvious foreigner #not the stones #me stuff #I’m counting down the days until my flight to Paris. god help me

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waugh-bao · 10 days ago

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This is the most Keith/Shirley/Charlie image I’ve ever seen in my life, maybe even more than any screencap or gif from Challengers:

the most fun part imo is that this could be them in any order

#this is very true #although I’m not sure Keith would make it if he were the one in the middle #his little heart just wouldn’t be able to handle the excitement

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waugh-bao · 12 days ago

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Here's some more by Dieter Klar , Hamburg , 1970

#look at Charlie’s hair in the last photo #so majestic #the rolling stones #mick taylor #mick jagger #keith richards #charlie watts #bill wyman #young married band

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waugh-bao · 12 days ago

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“Agatha Christie: I’ve got every book she wrote in paperback. Graham Greene, I have all of them. Evelyn Waugh, he’s another one. Wodehouse: everything he wrote.”

Charlie on his collection of signed first editions (2013)

#Evelyn Waugh????#I’m sorry. but there’s nothing sexier than a man who loves Evelyn Waugh #I knew charlie loved Christie and Woodhouse but I was not aware of the Waugh thing #the rolling stones #charlie watts #old married band #quote

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waugh-bao · 13 days ago

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There’s a French song, “Je rêve de ton cul”, which if you listen to it without really paying attention to the lyrics/knowing French, sounds like a very dreamy, sweet love song.

If you pay attention to the lyrics…I think it was written specifically to express Charlie’s feelings about a certain very flat part of Mick’s anatomy (especially since it appears so demure and proper on the surface and then if you pay any attention you realize it’s the musical equivalent of grabbing a handful of your bandmate’s ass every time you get the chance).

that's crazy 😭 but also charlie did love that nonexistent ass, so...

#I feel personally victimized by that stupid song #every time I listen to Volume 10 I start humming along to the nice little love song #and then remember what it is #honestly it’s kind of passable until the last lyric #‘like an angel comes you came to sit on me’ is crazy #some songs are meant to stay in your head marc #anyways #if charlie ever wrote a love song to mick I think this is what we’d get #because charlie was secretly the freakiest one there #the rolling stones #charlie watts #mick jagger #marc lavoine #lyrics

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waugh-bao · 13 days ago

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First of all sorry if I accidentally sent you part of this message, I hit some wrong keys and something happened.

Anyway, I was watching the 2006 European web tour conference (the one where Charlie has a cold and also says fuck when asked a question) and at one point (49:40 in the video I'm watching) Mick asks Charlie if they played Brussels last time. Charlie doesn't know and Mick says "Mr. Knowledgeable on my right" and then puts his hand on Charlie's arm like "just teasing dear." There are a couple of other times where Mick puts his hand on Charlie's arm and also when he makes a joke looks to see if Charlie is laughing. Husbands.