waugh-bao
waugh-bao
Elaborately Beautiful Nonsense
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The silly things I like, mostly The Rolling Stones. 
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waugh-bao · 10 hours ago
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waugh-bao · 10 hours ago
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the national archives stores a whole bunch of their stuff offsite in a giant cave in the uk’s largest salt mine???????????? let me IN
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waugh-bao · 20 hours ago
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Cuddling. don’t mind the claws of the beast
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waugh-bao · 1 day ago
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why are you touching your bandmate like that
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waugh-bao · 2 days ago
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Patti describing an average afternoon with Keith:
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that's probably pretty close to how he ends up wearing so much women's clothes just in general tbh
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waugh-bao · 4 days ago
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“Four’s a crowd right about now.”-Ronnie Wood, 1994
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the photographer: i'm gonna make this less gay by putting ronnie in the bed with them
ronnie: really?! the things i've seen over the last few months, you wouldn't even believe. you idiot.
photographer: i thought ronnie was the nice one?
don: he's been through a lot lately.
mick and keith: *making out to get charlie's attention*
don: honestly, we all have.
photographer: uhhh....
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waugh-bao · 5 days ago
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Keith on ‘Sparks Will Fly’ and collaborating with Charlie: “It was like, three’s a crowd!” (1994/audio interview)
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waugh-bao · 6 days ago
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waugh-bao · 7 days ago
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Some days I feel like the thing that’s finally going to drive us over the edge into full insanity is the Charlie Instagram account:
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they will never beat the shipping charlie with his bandmates allegations. in fact they are ensuring that no one will ever think that they don't.
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waugh-bao · 8 days ago
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waugh-bao · 8 days ago
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Every once in a while I think of Seraphina comparing her parents to the Osbournes after watching the show and it’s really funny to imagine there being a Watts show. It’s a great fic idea if anyone wants to write it (not saying it has to be you because I bet you’re really busy)!
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waugh-bao · 8 days ago
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Genuinely are those hickeys on his neck?
Oh wow!
They really look like it, that’s for sure.
And we do know that historically Charlie had bandmates who wouldn’t hesitate to leave marks of that genre.
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waugh-bao · 9 days ago
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new keith and charlie photo :’)
Oh my gosh, I had seen these photos:
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so many times, but getting that angle really makes it 1000x more obvious how insane baby Keith was about Charlie.
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waugh-bao · 9 days ago
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waugh-bao · 13 days ago
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waugh-bao · 14 days ago
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I had a dream where Patti and Keith went on some late night talk show, and they were being interviewed alongside some young woman musician and her wife who was an actress, and Keith was clearly having the time of his life, but early on, before the other couple showed up, it was just Keith and Patti chatting casually with the host, and within the first minute, Keith said something about having a baby (I don't remember if he likened something to having a baby, or if it was about someone actually having one) and Patti tried to steer him away from the topic really quick like "We agreed not to say anything about that" and the host was like "Yes, Keith, it's actually in the form you signed. Patti asked that it be written in. 'Don't talk about pregnancy.'" And of course he was a bit offended and was trying to argue that pregnancy was a natural, beautiful thing, and his only regret in life is that God never saw fit to allow him to experience it. By that point, it seemed like everybody was about to give up bc he was so far down that path there was no getting him back, but then the other couple showed up and he got up and greeted them so excitedly, and the host asked if he knew them, and they all said no, this exact moment was the first time they'd ever met, and the host was like "That's surprising. I thought you hated me the first six times we met" and everyone thought he was joking but he was serious.
That honestly sounds exactly like something Keith would do.
If the Stones really insist on releasing another terrible album (as now seems like will be the case) I hope Keith starts this exact conversation with Jimmy Fallon on air. Just to traumatize him a little.
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waugh-bao · 15 days ago
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reading musician's autobiography got to be the most damaging things you could do to your pysche
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