The silly things I like, mostly The Rolling Stones.
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#hello Charlie#and Charlie’s little Velcro boyfriend#the rolling stones#charlie watts#keith richards#old married band
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the national archives stores a whole bunch of their stuff offsite in a giant cave in the uk’s largest salt mine???????????? let me IN
#and the bank of england archive stores a lot of their holdings in what used to be the vault!#the b of e is still an operational financial institution and the security to get in for archive work there is insane. they only have#openings for 4 researchers every day#I’ve used them and NA extensively. it’s always impressive how fast NA can deliver even off site documents#the BL…it’s been a rough few years#but I’m not a historian of Britain so that (most of the time) is not my issue
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Cuddling. don’t mind the claws of the beast

#those photos of charlie with mick or ronnie where keith's hands are visible at the edge of the image and look like he's ready to grab him#<<<
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why are you touching your bandmate like that
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Patti describing an average afternoon with Keith:

that's probably pretty close to how he ends up wearing so much women's clothes just in general tbh
#Keith: if I sleep with somebody I should get to wear their clothes!#all of us: *watching Keith strut around in frilly silky lady blouses and Charlie’s vests* okay then
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“Four’s a crowd right about now.”-Ronnie Wood, 1994

the photographer: i'm gonna make this less gay by putting ronnie in the bed with them
ronnie: really?! the things i've seen over the last few months, you wouldn't even believe. you idiot.
photographer: i thought ronnie was the nice one?
don: he's been through a lot lately.
mick and keith: *making out to get charlie's attention*
don: honestly, we all have.
photographer: uhhh....
#I love that Mick/Charlie/Keith were so goddamn obvious during the Voodoo Lounge era#that even Ronnie gained full sentience#and then was immediately over them
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Keith on ‘Sparks Will Fly’ and collaborating with Charlie: “It was like, three’s a crowd!” (1994/audio interview)
#every bit of lore we get about this song just makes it more and more insane#‘I did it eyeball to eyeball with Charlie’#I bet you did Keith. I bet you did#and traumatized Ronnie in the process#sound on#the rolling stones#charlie watts#keith richards#old married band#audio#voodoo lounge
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#Keith. buddy . that you?#the rolling stones#charlie watts#old married band#instagram#instagram comments
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Some days I feel like the thing that’s finally going to drive us over the edge into full insanity is the Charlie Instagram account:


they will never beat the shipping charlie with his bandmates allegations. in fact they are ensuring that no one will ever think that they don't.
#and this is just what they’ve done with/to mick in the last 6 months#‘tie you up’ is still the craziest one#never mind us#I think they’re trying to cause mick to have a full on public freak out
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#at first I was a bit sad they picked such a tame/boring photo#then I saw the song choice#‘Moonlight Mile’ ?????!!!!!#insane#the rolling stones#charlie watts#old married band#mick jagger#young married band#instagram
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Every once in a while I think of Seraphina comparing her parents to the Osbournes after watching the show and it’s really funny to imagine there being a Watts show. It’s a great fic idea if anyone wants to write it (not saying it has to be you because I bet you’re really busy)!

#sorry about the weird reverse centaur#but yes#that would have been an amazing show#and would be a great fic#the rolling stones#charlie watts#old married band#quote#seraphina watts#shirley watts#ozzy osbourne#my edits#meme#ask response#anonymous
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Genuinely are those hickeys on his neck?
Oh wow!
They really look like it, that’s for sure.
And we do know that historically Charlie had bandmates who wouldn’t hesitate to leave marks of that genre.

#I wonder if shirley mick or keith was the culprit#or maybe all three#the rolling stones#charlie watts#young married band#ask response#pipifluss#considering Keith’s history of biting Charlie…
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new keith and charlie photo :’)
Oh my gosh, I had seen these photos:

so many times, but getting that angle really makes it 1000x more obvious how insane baby Keith was about Charlie.
#Charlie: *awkwardly posing for photographs because he hates it but he has to*#Keith: *trying to figure out how to crawl into Charlie’s skin and take up permanent residence*#the rolling stones#charlie watts#keith richards#young married band#ask response#slit-skirts#no wonder mick was making that face#mick jagger
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#this is Little One#we go to school together#(the Arabic Institite I attend/also attend last summer has resident cats)#and she did not appreciate that I took her photo without giving chicken or dirhams in exchange#tomorrow is my last day. I’m pretty sad#even though for the last month#I have been leaving the house at 7:30. getting to school by foot at 8:30. in classes and tutoring from 8:30 am to 6:30 pm. then walking an#hour home and studying until midnight#my brain is toast#but I love my elderly Amazigh tutor for Fusha and my very young Amazigh Darija teacher (both of whom have the same name)#and my very excitable female Fousha tutor#I’m doing everything I can to make sure I can return in January-February#because I need it and because I’m a sucker. who gets emotionally attached to cats and old men#not the stones#me stuff#cats of morocco
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#TIL the noun/name for Mick#(I’m in between Arabic lessons and reading for a bit since I couldn’t find any cats to play with)
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I had a dream where Patti and Keith went on some late night talk show, and they were being interviewed alongside some young woman musician and her wife who was an actress, and Keith was clearly having the time of his life, but early on, before the other couple showed up, it was just Keith and Patti chatting casually with the host, and within the first minute, Keith said something about having a baby (I don't remember if he likened something to having a baby, or if it was about someone actually having one) and Patti tried to steer him away from the topic really quick like "We agreed not to say anything about that" and the host was like "Yes, Keith, it's actually in the form you signed. Patti asked that it be written in. 'Don't talk about pregnancy.'" And of course he was a bit offended and was trying to argue that pregnancy was a natural, beautiful thing, and his only regret in life is that God never saw fit to allow him to experience it. By that point, it seemed like everybody was about to give up bc he was so far down that path there was no getting him back, but then the other couple showed up and he got up and greeted them so excitedly, and the host asked if he knew them, and they all said no, this exact moment was the first time they'd ever met, and the host was like "That's surprising. I thought you hated me the first six times we met" and everyone thought he was joking but he was serious.
That honestly sounds exactly like something Keith would do.
If the Stones really insist on releasing another terrible album (as now seems like will be the case) I hope Keith starts this exact conversation with Jimmy Fallon on air. Just to traumatize him a little.
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reading musician's autobiography got to be the most damaging things you could do to your pysche
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