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oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage
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please stop giving your all to men that won’t even give you basic things.
like respect.
time.
effort.
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that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either
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yeah, I’m an art student. *slurps up acrylic paint out of it’s tube like it’s go-gurt.*
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Never has a meme so accurately depicted my career as a marketer. Seriously, don’t go into marketing. The people you work for just suck the life out of you
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i heard u guys like carpeted bathrooms so i made a whole post of carpeted bathrooms.
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she’s beauty, she’s grace……… she got mud on her face, big disgrace
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in tonight’s edition of very specific kinds of people i can’t fucking stand:
men who drive fucking gigantic shiny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgate you on an empty stretch of freeway at night and they’ve replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out of your lane because they just desperately have to go a full 40 miles over the speed limit or their dick will just jump clean off their balls and hurl itself out their window in shame
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