Dean coded shit posting because ✨projecting✨24 they/them painfully bisexual nonbinary👻(TW: Winchester derangement syndrome)
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“no we’re not gay. i’m just raising a kid with him”

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i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure
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I’m functioning. But like… in a haunted house kind of way.
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“Every woman who sleeps with Sam dies”. Well, all of Dean’s boyfriends are dead too.





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halfway angelic post-canon cas is peak to me like imagine this guy running around at ur local farmer's market talking about proto-indo-european phonology and its lasting etymological effects on modern english vocabulary like he was there when it was being developed and now he's telling u all about declensional evolution with an accuracy bordering on short-term memory recall. also he just got a splinter in his thumb from the woodworking stall ://
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team free will 🪶(from last year)
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I miss Dean's wordisms so bad because they reveal so much about how his complex brain and heart works. And what it reveals is always something insane and beautiful and kinda unpredictable and entirely true to himself. Even the fact that his wordisms are revealing anything at all is a testament to his open and vulnerable heart.
Like he's so funny and silly and dorky and hilarious but really he's just soooo fast on his feet and his brain is always working to make enough things fit into his love. Nothing fits in a box. His brain always comes up with out of the box ideas coz it's not good with being boxed at all ever. Always buzzing and flitting around just enough to be aware of everything in his environment and also his inner self, but quickly moving to the next thing to be aware of.
Scan scan scan. Scan around you for threats but also for potential treats. Scan your loved ones for injury but also for good news. Scan yourself just enough to know what's inside so that you know who you are and where you stand when it comes down to it. Scan scan scan to know where everyone is. Seeking safety status reports. Scan for potential cosmic consequences. Scan for new possibilities and resources and love.
Sigh. I just think he's neat.
(I also think it's so fun how his style of speech is so consistent but he still shapes himself differently depending on the person and subject).
"Bert and Ernie are gay. You're not gonna die a virgin"
"This make you Lois Lane"
"I wanna know what the strings are before you attach them"
Any and all bobby-dean snarks lmao.
Chicken scratch on the god rock.
Plis he's so lovely. Ilhsm.
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“why.” has gotta be the funniest possible response to someone telling u to stop smelling a corpse
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Season 7 of Supernatural is sLEpT oN. Hilarious, clever, ridiculous, deeply emotional. Hated on and for why. Unapologetically one of my favorite seasons.
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"Dean Winchester is straight. He said he didn't swing that way!!"
Meanwhile Dean Winchester:

BONUS


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dean winchester your greed sickens me...

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When sweethearts go on a date and share

Oh, look… Sam is off somewhere 🤣
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