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Me on my 163rd attempt at the Kobayashi Maru today: Okay so I just gotta clip through the bridge console at just the right angle and if I have enough momentum I should be able to skip right onto the enemies' bridge, which will give me about 15 frames to grab my phaser and stun every single one of them, capturing the ship before the conflict can escalate. We just gotta lock in, chat.
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no other sites notes feel like a reflection of karmic debt than tumblr...
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In wigan, it can be exchanged for gravy at save points 💾
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if i woke up in taylor swift's body for a day i would sell all of her masters back to the same guy
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cinnimon raisen bagle has me stark nude and wading futher into the manmade lake near my house.
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Fans spent decades claiming that Hideo Kojima is a creative genius who's being held back by the studio system, and then the first time a production gave him free rein to do whatever he wanted he promptly made a game where you have to play out using the bathroom in real time so the protagonist can collect his own urine to craft magic piss grenades. It's unclear whether this confirms the fandom's hypothesis.
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not even the guillotine could stop the head that i would give him
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life is starting to feel like this scene from icarly
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i love not only using my phone in the shower but taking the worst possible photos of myself in it



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