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🚨ATTENTION🚨

All Writers Published on Ao3:

This app, "Fanfic Pocket Archive Library", is lifting all public content from Ao3 and making it available through a service they profit from.

Your work has been stolen and is being used to make money for a third party.

^above are the ways in which the app makes money off of Ao3 content. The developer is called Simple Soft Alliance. Here's the app's Terms and Conditions.

Any fanfiction that can be accessed without a password on Ao3 is already available in this app. Yours, mine, every fan creator's. Whether this is illegal I do not know, but it is certainly unethical and needs to be fought. Ao3 is a site of unparalleled integrity and shows the utmost respect to creators, so this content grab is an even bigger slap in the face for that reason.

🚨Please flag/report this app in your app store. 🚨

🚩Google Playstore link

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Feel free to contact Ao3 as well to alert them to this issue. Let's take em down, folks. In the meantime, you can put your Ao3 in private mode to prevent any more data theft.

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Luther: I hate it when people say that mental illness is in your head. Where else is it supposed to be?

Five: Mental illness is the powerhouse of the cell

Klaus: Mental illness is stored in the balls

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So,, you’re trying to tell me

there’s a boy named Ben, whose superpowers involve strange creatures

Oh where have I heard that before

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Let’s create a movement!!

(I thought of this after I saw @purplepotowo ‘s post of photoshopping Justin in a picture of the cast)

I’m high key tired of them not including Justin so let’s photoshop him in every picture where the “whole cast” is included.

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wait a minute they forgot Justin

Don’t worry Justin I got you

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i used to go to a catholic high school as a flaming homosexual and all of my teachers were scared that theyd displease me and id fine a discrimination lawsuit. i was their god.

some guy also wore a skirt to school because the uniform policy didnt prohibit it

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i have nothing to add .

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how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

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the umbrella academy quotes + wallpapers

(insp)

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[At Allison’s wedding]

Allison: What the hell, Klaus!?

Klaus: What? Releasing birds after weddings is a sign of love, right?

Allison: What you’re thinking of are doves…

Allison: Releasing DOVES are a sign of love!

Allison: You released OSTRICHES.

[Diego in the background running away from one in terror, screaming bloody murder.]

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Five, holding a cauliflower in front of Diego’s face: What is this?

Diego: …a cauliflower?

Five, turning to Klaus: Okay, now tell him what you think it is.

Klaus, very quietly: Ghost broccoli.

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When I put on the first episode of The Umbrella Academy, I did not expect LGBT representation. But immediately within the first episode, there was Klaus. A clear LGBT character. Not only that, he was one of the main characters. But I didn’t expect much more. Then we got almost an entire episode of Klaus falling in love with a guy. And it wasn’t just an offhand thing to show that the show was woke. No. It was in-your-face, beautiful, and emotional representation. It contributed heavily to the plot and Klaus’ character development. The Umbrella Academy LGBT representation is something that I haven’t seen in a long time.

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ghost dave seeing the constant chaos from klaus’s family: wow i really dodged a bullet on this one huh

klaus:

klaus: dave you literally got shot to death-

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Original text post by @off-white-violin

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Allison and Luther: *kiss*

Me: