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anime fans

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How I talk to my friends vs how I talk to everybody else

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His voice kills me bro 💀💀💀

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y'all want young gavin vines?

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when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

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t'challa’s the type that would be at a political conference or something and he’d be all formal, polite and professional but when someone walks up to him and shows him a picture of their cat like “i named him t'challa :)” hed just….very slowly start crying lmao

some diplomat: i named my kitty after u because i know you like kitties. heres a pic of her

t'challa, who has slowly started to openly weep as the person was talking: wow….th-thats great…th-thank y-you, i…i l-love her, t-thats very n-nice 😢😢😢

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stranger things 2 pretty much

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this man is unreal

bonus:

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Best signs from the women’s march,

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yall hate wolverine origins but “your country needs you” “im canadian (drives away)” is the greatest moment in cinematic history

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I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal

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Nah, I’m just feelin’ it

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this is how my voice sounds in my head

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Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

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Nobody said it was easy It’s such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy No one ever said it would be this hard

Oh, take me back to the start