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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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To tell you the truth, I used to have a big thing for Pam. – Really? You're kidding me. You and Pam? I would have never put you two together. You really hid it well! I usually have a radar for stuff like that.

THE OFFICE (2005–2013) S02E11: Booze Cruise

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me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

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yess wine drunk on a . what day is it

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madwise supremacy

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It really is crazy how if you mention you write fanfiction with people outside fandom, they're always like "you should change the names and try to sell it." It misses the point (fun), but more importantly to me, I get slightly (and I know irrationally) insulted on a craft level. Excuse me, my fanfic is entwined with the canon, thank you very much. I wish sometimes less entwined. You wouldn't believe the stupid bullshit some of my fics have to include because of canon.

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everyone thank @lighthouseas’ new fic for adding another entire chapter to my casual au!!!!

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saw it by the water (doing all the things for the better)

“Mike,” Will turns around, face flushed red and rosy from the sun. “Can you get in with me?” Mike feels his face flush red too, but a part of him knows that it isn’t all from the heat. Will doesn’t really burn—the lucky bastard—he tans. And it’s…noticeable. Especially now, when he’s only clad in a pair of swim shorts. Mike tries not to think about it. Tries not to think about the way his waist tapers, the little bit of baby fat he still has on his stomach, his toned, tanned arms, and the bits of hair sticking to his forehead from sweat— He clears his throat. “Yeah. Sorry.”

summer, 1987—a near unbearable heatwave hits hawkins and mike and will decide to go swimming at lovers lake together. mike tries, with increasing desperation, to not think about why it feels so different this time.

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

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now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself

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things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

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To defeat the huns

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walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone's grandpa

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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thought this was an interesting article and wanted to share <3

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THEN LILAC WINE JEFF BUCKLEY COVER COMES ON LIKE SPOTIFY WANTS ME TO THINK ABOUT MY OCS INSTEAD. FUCK

GIRL FROM THE NORTH COUNTRY BY BOB DYLAN BYLER AU