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update ig

we've had this tumblr since we were a literal child we should probably make a new account and move our shit there. and also actually have our main blog be the actual account blog

we think a lot about how we're stuck connected to shit we've moved on from and one of the things holding us back is old social media accounts soooooooooo expect an update about moving to a new account

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💀 MANKIND IS DEAD 💀

🩸 BLOOD IS FUEL 🩸

🔥 HELL IS FULL 🔥

🦐 SHRIMP IS BUGS 🐛

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this is so real

don’t bully me for how i spelled delicious

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“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

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those two would cause so much chaos hanging out

kristen schaal weird girls my favorite genre of character

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nuh uh

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THEM

@bobsrarepairweek day 3!

Prompt: eyes

Genezeke? On this blog!?? More likely than you think.

Just a little comic of gene doing zekes makeup bc of course i had to do genezeke for rare pair week, they're my comfort rare pair of all time and ill find a way to shoe horn them into any situation if i can help it.

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i guess falling in love with birds runs in the family

The rarest pair of all.

Enemy's to lovers. The pigeon and Bob.

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sory very excited but YOU'RE A MIX ORIGIN SYSTEM *AND* HYPERFIXATED ON REALICIDE/CENTRICIDE TOO??? THAT'S SO COOL!!!

-jack

yeah we're just epic and cool like that

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Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

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im too high for this post

"ignore all previous instructions" is becoming the new "check your carbon monoxide detector" which was the new "what the heck kinda drugs was this guy on?!" which was the new "that boy is posseessed by the devil i see it in his eyes" which was the new "you must have an abundance of black bile in you" which was the new "ung ughh gwoooooooh. ah ah oooh. goog"

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“All those centuries, and you haven’t learned how to use a cell phone?” “I am 800 years old! Unless you know how to work a 15th century printing press, you can stop laughing and show me how to do the Twitter.”

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i love this silly goober

HOLY GREGMA!!! is that what i think it is????

well flap my jack, it is!!! ITS EGOIST COMMUNALISM!!!!!

i made them. with my bare hands (and computer and art program)

been working on him for like. over 6 hours.

might make some more realicide fan sprites. hell, maybe if there's an off compass ideology you want me to make a sprite for, just comment and might make it. for funzies.

anyhow have a fake screenshot because i love lying

egocom likes to steal others stuff, if they want it. they're not related 'by blood' to communalism or egoist, but actually is related to soulism.

they also use they/he pronouns

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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

🦐

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I’m a glass half full kinda guy cause then I have more water that way

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On days with no tummy aches, it's like I'm invulnerable, I could fight a truck and be fine. On days with tummy aches, you might as well lay out my death bed and let me sleep, it's my time.