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waywardkryptonitenightmare · 22 hours ago
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Do you have any recs for Max/Charles secret relationship where they're both drivers?
1. "after the races" by clueing_for_looks
they're both drivers here but max is having a ride of his life (2023 f1 season) and charles is... well... a ferrari driver
2. "your future had a voice (and he spoke like me)" by saltshaken
they're both drivers here but max gains an ability to read ppl's mind on his 30th bday
3. "so high school" by oceanblvd1
they're both drivers here but they are so confused about their relationship that they're both anonymously asking for help on reddit
4. "i'll be alright beside you" by @fabbyf1
they're both drivers here but max crashes in cota 22 and suffers from amnesia
6. "roller coaster kinda rush" by @chock-and-bates
they're both drivers here but they can't follow their own fuck buddies rules
7. "and now we lie awake (making beautiful mistakes)" by @sixteenhearts
they're both drivers here but they're the only one who are oblivious about their not so secret relationship
8. "end of the line" by @eaurouge-sangnoir
they're both drivers here but they matched on grindr and they don't even know that they met EACH OTHER
9. "staring at the ceiling with you" by witchee_writer
they're both drivers here but they're fucking and sucking in different hotel rooms, motorhomes and apartments
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alex “i don’t have a yacht so what if i showed up to race day in monaco on a swan pedal boat but the tide is too strong and i can’t outpedal it and it carries me off to cannes and i’m just floating around south of france instead” albon i love you so much
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Suspiciously Sebastian shaped marriage counsellor help I'm dying
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sebcedes fanfic recs 💛❤️🩵
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SNW revealing that Stonn was literally just T'Prings coworker at her prison therapist job retrospectively makes McCoys comment about Spock not being able to win in a fight against Stonn in Amok time kind of funny. Because like Bones really said, Spock, a military man trained in hand to hand combat who has been serving for a decade in dangerous conditions, would lose against an untrained civilian therapist, like okay girl no confidence in our boy Spock at all lol
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I wish strange new worlds had more silly b-plots. Like:
At a diplomatic event, Pike and Una sample an alien cheese platter. One of the cheeses allows them to read minds, but only with other people who have sampled the cheese.
Uhura begins translating an ancient text, only to find out it's the equivalent of a saucy alien romance novel.
Sam Kirk gets a hold of an advanced mustache wax, allowing him to try out a new 'stache style in every scene.
Pelia tells everyone about what she was getting up to in 1960s earth. It was pretty groovy, man.
Ortegas becomes an e-sports champion.
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☾ MOTORSPORT HALLOWEEN FEST RETURNS ☽
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If one of your main characters can be tagged under a motorsport fandom (e.g. any of the Formulas, IndyCar, MotoGP, etc.), you’re good!
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Halloween-related can mean full-blown horror (serial killer in the paddock!), spooky (haunted car?), or, if that’s not your vibe, about Halloween more generally (Halloween is the one day a year when a driver can dress up like a total slut 😏). We’re happy to have you whether you turn your favorite driver into a friendly ghost or put them in a Saw trap.
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so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one
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Star Trek conventions are so funny. After I got an autograph from somebody, I went to an empty table nearby so I could set my stuff down for a second while I put my autograph in a protective sleeve, and I hear somebody yell at Ethan Peck (whose table is across from the empty table) "HEY HOT SPOCK!" and I turn around because I want to know who the fuck just said that. And it was Jonathan Frakes.
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i loved kypto sm he truly was The Dog Ever
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Doodle Oscar murder au again :) Was thinking about rendering it but I wasn’t so keen on it
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oscar, waiting at the door because it would be impolite to enter lando’s room without permission: 😄
lando, suspecting he’s secretly a vampire: so what are your thoughts on garlic again
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summer boy ❤️💙
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george really saw everyone comparing landoscar to brocedes and went "dibs on being vettle"
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Fallen Angel
⟡ An Oscar Piastri x Sainz!Reader Series
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You were raised to be obedient. A daughter of legacy. A sister of pride. A good Catholic girl who never questioned what was expected of her — until one lie threatened to destroy everything.
When a false rumor compromises your virtue and your family responds by arranging your marriage to a man twice your age, you do the unthinkable.
You run.
You flee to Monaco with heirloom jewelry in your bag and only one name on your lips: Oscar Piastri. Your brother’s enemy. The one man you were warned never to trust.
You’re not sure what you’re hoping for. Sanctuary. Revenge. Maybe both.
But what you find with him isn’t just protection … it’s possession. And maybe, if you let it, something that feels dangerously close to freedom.
⟡ Prologue
⟡ Chapter 1
⟡ Chapter 2
⟡ Chapter 3
⟡ Chapter 4
⟡ Chapter 5
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Regardless of whether you’re a Max fan or not this is hilarious
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the FIA hates to see a driver with great skills, big opinions and a fat ass coming
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