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i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

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*asexual laughter*

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brooklyn nine nine getting cancelled vs brooklyn nine nine being renewed the next day

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You can’t tell me Lupita is not an airbender

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Khaled’s misogyny aside for a second but who doesn’t like eating pussy jfc

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communication is the foundation

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CHRIS EVANS WAS THE SURFER GUY FROM THE OLD MYSTERY DATE GAME HOLY SHIT

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i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

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some met 2018 favorites ✨

these are available as prints, etc on my redbubble 

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baby: *incomprehensible babbling*

me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0

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cold bloo that’s fuckin COLD

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