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wanda was a little drunk. okay, maybe a lot drunk. but that really didn’t stop her from spinning in her stool and looking at the person about to occupy the spot next to her, ‘ well hellooo there. just to let you know, if you sit in that seat - you have to buy me a drink. i don’t make the rules. it was a rule of this bar already. i’m just benefiting from it. ’ her hand went under her chin, elbow resting on the bar, while she grinned over at the stranger. 

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CAT PT 2 BRINGING Y’ALL WANDA TO PLAY WITH !! 

ok i know i said i was gonna do wanda right after peter but then i got dragged to see moana ( which was fucking adorable btw ) so now i’m finally here with a little bit of deets on wanda 

wanda is basically wade. no literally i’m not kidding, she’s wade from another universe and goes by lady deadpool. 

in her universe, she was fighting against FASCIST AMERICA  SHAKES FIST IN THE AIR HOW DARE U AMERICA 

so when she came to this universe ( by magic duh ) she basically came with the same mind set 

which is pretty much f*ck the government so ofc she fucking HAAATES the registration idea 

she ain’t gonna tell anyone shit 

like literally no one knows that wanda = lady deadpool except wade bc ... they’re the same ( pls bring deadpool for some weird as alternate universe self love ) 

she doesn’t do like ... anything normal ?? she doesn’t have a job or like a real human life 

she’s basically just a mercenary 

so you can usually find her at a local bar causing havoc bc she is a cupcake lil drunk who likes to fight 

so if you wanna plot w her ofc hmu !! for her or peter. or both. or just ME :-) ur favorite trash 

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Halsey // Control

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You have 30 seconds. I’ll keep track of time

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