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TORRENCE: someone took the time out of their life to make it, it wouldâve been sadder if i let it go to waste TORRENCE: maria probably went vegan or something, i canât rly find it in me to care TORRENCE: not looking a gift cake in the mouth and all that TORRENCE: chocolate w cream cheese frosting

CALLIA: youâre right, iâd be crushed if i made a whole cake and it ended up just going in the trash CALLIA: maria sounds high maintenance CALLIA:Â youâre making me want cake so bad rn
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MALACHI: so out of curiosity do i get cool points for being in jail even if it was 12 hours
MALACHI: i did almost get a face tattoo, so i think that's gotta count for something
MALACHI: just really consider your answer because you can drag me to go anywhere with you and i'll be the cool intimidating guy who survived jail time
CALLIA: idk if that's rly how that works!
CALLIA: you'd def be cooler if you actually got a prison tattoo in your 12 hours in prison so u prob should've :/
CALLIA: ooh you're right if i pay u in friendship will u be my personal bodyguard ?
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CALLIA: ok wait thatâs so sad tho that 1 someone didnât get their birthday cake and 2 u actually bought an on sale rejected birthday cake CALLIA: poor maria, hope she got some good birthday sex to make up for no cake CALLIA: what kind of cake is it tho

TORRENCE: come help me eat this birthday cake i bought TORRENCE: i guess nobody picked it up so it was on sale TORRENCE: it says happy birthday maria TORRENCE: idk what happened to maria but itâs my cake now
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ok yall ive never made a sideblog before so this may go rough but ! u kno what 2019 is about us facing our fears ok. in other news this is my new Child callia ( um hi iâm cali tyâs mun if u didnt know ) . i was gonna write out a whole gr8 intro but honestly got lazy lmfao whats new ?? under the cut is the usual, wanted plots and stats and whateva ok xoxo
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ok yall ive never made a sideblog before so this may go rough but ! u kno what 2019 is about us facing our fears ok. in other news this is my new Child callia ( um hi iâm cali tyâs mun if u didnt know ) . i was gonna write out a whole gr8 intro but honestly got lazy lmfao whats new ?? under the cut is the usual, wanted plots and stats and whateva ok xoxo
BASICS !
name: callia ( beautiful voice ) bianca ( after her mother ) donatella ( after donatella versace ) watkins ( welsh surname ) nicknames: calli, cal age: twenty three birthday: november 3 1995 zodiac: scorpio hometown: melbourne, australia occupation: head engineer at a green tech company hobbies: working out, partying, watching jeopardy, drawing, reading, trying new foods, going for walks in central park family: emil watkins ( iron ore mining magnate ) , bianca watkins ( socialite ) style inspo: kendall jenner, elsa hosk, rachel green, 90â˛s drew barrymore, bella hadid muse inspo: donna pinciotti, monica geller, tai frasier, mylene cruz, fallon carrington ( career wise )
HISTORY !
ok so if yall havenât seen the show yummy mummies on netflix gd thats my new addiction / guilty pleasure o shit that showâs hilarious. calliaâs family is fully based on carlos and maria ( mariaâs this random selfish bitch whoâs obsESSED w versace and herself like go watch fr ) so callia grew up wearing only designer, mostly versace and burberry clothing. she didnt rly care when she was a small child but as she started growing up she started like ?? getting shit on by her other for being a regular child & wanting to play when her mom just wanted her to be decor essentially
had a pretty lonely childhood tbh spent most her time with her terror of a mother bc she wasnât rly allowed to go hang out w other kids & was never involved in school activities. like essentially she only went to whatever prissy academy so her mom could show off her new car or her daughterâs outfits & brag to other moms lmfao
tbh didnât give a shit about the brands and labels despite their house being covered in head to toe versace everythING she was more interested in sports and actuaL hobbies ?? so she wanted to play sports but wasnât allowed bc goD FORBID she get a bruise or smth on her perfect skin. so she just started working out on her own in their home gym and found it was a rly good escape from her fam
another method of escape her motherâs grip was by delving into her studies. she was always top of her class and worked so dang hard ( but like also could afford the best tutors and education lmfao) so sis basically could get accepted wherever she wanted to go for post secondary
eventually she was able to convince her parents to let her study abroad for a year in nyc going to stay w her cousin #jessegrove where she was ! finally ! able to escape the clutches of her awful mother and her pushover disconnected father. she told her mother she was going to use the year as research for a career in modeling or fashion or smth bc she knew itâd cater to her moms interests but rly she just needed to get tf out of melbourne and live a normal life
sheâs lived in nyc ever since ( since she was 18 - sheâs 23 now ) and wanted nothing to do with the expensive brand names sheâd grown to despise. so she found herself a condo ( def spent millions on it bc god forbid bianca watkinsâ daughter living in anything under 5mil) but didnât want it to be anything crazy bc she was so over that lifestyle so its def luxurious but very basic and minimal compared to what she grew up with
got into columbiaâs earth and environmental engineering program bc she figured she ought to do something good with her smarts and her parentâs money so she went to school to get a degree & got a sweet job at a green tech company where she basically gets to do whatever tf she wants bc sheâs the head engineer & makes fat stacksÂ
PERSONALITY !
during the week goOD luck convincing cal to leave the office like she basically lives there but she loves it ??? or shes at home doing facemasks and binging on reality tv like weekday vs weekend shes a completely diff person
weekends like......u better watch out. having grown up so isolated and sheltered callia has come to LOVE the nyc nightlife scene like she will get blackout one night and be ready to get drunk at brunch the next. shes not usually the life of the party moreso bc she enjoys just being a shit disturber and finds it fun lmfao
experiences maJOR fomo
she rly tries to be nice to everyone stemming from a deep need to have friends and be liked lmfao and is overall v approachable and friendly
can come across as fake tho bc she tries to be so nice she wonât disagree w people unelss theyâre waY off from her own ideas
is v politically engaged & cares alot abt the environment so sheâs vegan, walks most places, will 10/10 give a ted talk if anyone asks more deeply abt her job
honestly she wears mostly like simple clothing. like she just buys what she likes, whether its at h&m or at prada she has a distaste for exclusively brand wardrobes. def mostly walks around in high top converse and leviâs jeansÂ
WANTED PLOTS !
roommates ! the apartment linked above has 4 bedrooms so iâd loVE for 3 lil old roomates :â)Â
hook ups / fwbs ! all that pent up stress has to come out somewhere lmfao shes tryna get laid at every turn so imma need a bunch of hook up plots ok no specific gender ( unlimited )
best friend ! the mary kate to her ashley, this person understands her inside and out & tbh knows her better than she knows herself. def knows about her crazy mother & can put up w the rants ( open )
friends from college ! they prob have wild stories abt college parties & have seen one anohter at their worst. preferably someone who went to columbia also ( open )
mutual dislike ! they think calliaâs annoying and preachy, she thinks theyâre rude and devilâs spawn bc theyâre not as passionate abt environmental issues ( open )
exes ( she ghosted on them ) ! pls ok pls i need many !!!! calâs so willing to adapt her personality to fit w whoever sheâs with so she prob would be rly lovey dovey and make it seem like they were perfect for each other and meant to be but she low key lied abt everything, her family, her background, her feelings for them, etc. she prob thought they were ok but wasnât rly into them besides for sex. so eventually she just got so invested in her work she ghosted on them ! i imagine them dating for a while too like maybe a year & they never met her family or rly got to know her bc she was hella guarded ( open ! )
exes ( on good terms ) ! they dated when she was new to nyc - she was like oooh an american they were like ooh an australian & tbh their sex life was gr8 but they didnât rly have much going except for that so they called it off. theyâre still friends & sometimes laugh abt the relationship ( open ! )
current fling ! theyâre hanging out , might be moving towards exclusivity but arenât there yet, its casual ( open ! )Â
sibling like relationship ! she never had siblings so she always felt like that aspect was missing from her life. she prob treats them like a sibling, asking if theyâve eaten and keeping up to date on their life. she cares alot & has good intentions but can sometimes be seen as over protective and pushy ( open ! )
ok yall im tired of writing this shit props to yall who do like literal essays, bullet points are even too much for me. LIKE THIS n ill slide into yo dms ok thanks for coming to my ted talk
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