I’m bored when I listen to a song from my personal music library, but when it’s played on the radio I get excited like it’s the greatest song ever.
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I hope I never go to jail because I haven’t memorized a phone number since 2001.
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me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do
me: i wish i had something to do
basic responsibilities: yo
me: not u
me: anyway
me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do
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I wonder if so called ‘loyal’ pets are just suffering from Stockholm syndrome
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Saying “calm down” is a great way to make someone more upset.
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