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I can’t with his theatrical pearls clutching😆

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I downloaded a make-up mod which had some really cool options, but unfortunately I had to uninstall it because although it worked exactly as intended, many of the NPCs in BG3 also use the exact same make-up textures. This would have been ok if not for me within the first hour of the game running into ✨Cunty Rolan✨

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This dialogue is now available. Speaking with Halsin after Orin kills him.

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PATCH 7 MINOR SPOILER <3 This commentary got new animations and I can 100% tell Niel is doing the mocap here because The Astarion Head Wiggle™ is in FULL force. I love it lol and I love that they're adding more stuff in that lets this man smile softly. It's not always the flirty smirk!

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When you fail the simple roll 10x and have to do the shameful switch to Astarion to not break more lock picks.

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"You like him for more than his looks, but he will never believe that. Why not make him a pretty corpse?"

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I need someone to do a video essay-length deep dive into how 75% of the BG3 fandom fell so hard for Astarion's manipulative seductor act that they believe that's his actual personality. This man has to practice his lines and still fumbles them constantly. He flat-out says it's all a front because he believes his sex appeal is the only reason anyone would keep him around, which is tragic. When he drops the act, he becomes this kind of silly man rediscovering what it means to be himself, and what it means to both love and be loved. He says "I'm all pointy ears, love." while turning his head to show off those pointy ears. Let him be silly, let him be awkward! It's so much more authentic then him being a walking innuendo.

He has a mid charisma stat with a bonus for deception and rolled a nat 20 on all y'all.

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he’s so pretty damnn

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I haven't seen one for him yet, so here it is.

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Sometimes when I set up a love triangle and pick Wyll over Astarion, I feel like I played myself. 🤦‍♂️

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i love them for real

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Lae’zel’s romance arc is literally everything like it’s a one night stand. It’s a two night stand but she pretends she isn’t dying to be with you again. She’s a domme. She’s a bottom. She doesn’t believe in love and doesn’t like to cuddle. She thinks you’re weak for showing interest in her. She thinks she’s weak because she can’t stop thinking about you. She wakes you up in the middle of the night and makes you duel her because she doesn’t know what else to do about being obsessed with you. She cries and confesses her devotion to you if you win. She cries and confesses her devotion to you if you lose. She will tell everyone about your sexual exploits without shame. She’s embarrassed if you try to kiss her in public. She growls at you if you stop kissing her public. She is extremely possessive of you. She wants you to be as extremely possessive of her and is the most visibly heart broken if you cheat on her. She takes half the game building up the courage to ask you to cuddle. She changes her entire perception of the world because you showed her to was ok to approach things differently. She gives you multiple terms of endearment. She’s terrified that your relationship will end after all of this is over. The climax of her romance is holding her hand.