what up, im xan, im 19, and i never fuckin learned how to read
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Well, I better put pants on so I can place a phone call.
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i've never seen a chipmunk in my life i think its just squirrels. i dont think theyre real its probably hampster. what's a good book you've read recently?w
i’m obsessed with this ask
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HBO’s Insecure has mastered the cinematographic art of properly lighting black faces. Diversity matters!
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the poetic cinema in the movie Holes when it shows Kate Barlow in the schoolhouse and drops of water are falling on the book she’s reading and you think the roof is leaking again even though Sam fixed it but then it shows that it’s actually because she’s crying and then Sam walks in and looks at her tear stained face with the softest expression and says, “i can fix that.”
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Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.
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Saying something risky right before you leave the conversation
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you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
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LEILA’S 10K CELEBRATION: @eddiebuckly asked Doug Judy or Adrian Pimento
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must i proofread my writing? is it not enough to unleash it on the public, sexy and unedited?
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The lord when he gets his rings idk I never read it :/
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See what a group of engineers did to encourage people to use the stairs in Stockholm.
Badass
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