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i can’t believe its my responsibility to live this life to the fullest….wtf
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Me: I don’t have the energy for this
Someone: For what?
Me: *gestures vaguely*
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L is for the way you look at me
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neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.
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When you audition for any Disney movie
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friend of the day!
you’ve met handsome roundboy, now we introducing….
His Royal Flatness, mexican burrowing toad!
SO FLAT! i am swooning
a face of a king
perfect is he body
i trust him
I love him
beautiful smile of toad
he know you love him too!
in he come for a kiss!
thank you goodbye!!
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*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night
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who give a shit
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you guys are so fucking swagless it’s embarrassing
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*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*
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