I've Seen what lies outside the barrier. Riches and Magic, Beyond imagination! And They've kept it all For Themselves! Mal promised us freedom! Delivering only lies... surprise, surprise. Opening the gates of Auradon For Her Friends, And No one else. No room for us Poor Unfortunate Souls. I'm Done Waiting For A day that will never come. THE ISLE WILL RISE!!! THE BARRIER WILL BE BROKEN!!
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i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes
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they really are more similar than they are different, providing the most compelling commentary on the nature of good and evil, most crucially the parallels between the two moral stances, in the franchise. With a better budget and a more experienced cast, messages of parental care, cultural perceptions of virtue, and the paradox of redemption could have been explored, and in this essay, I will--
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different hair, same woman
Inspired by a Kaz Brekker textpost near and dear to my heart
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"That's not so different from you when you came to Auradon, Mal"
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Part 35
Descendants Textposts by Movie: Movie 1
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yes i did make that text post just so I could use it on that picture of ben. ty for asking.
Part 60
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kk more musings from a person who's taken too many screenshots of these movies atp. I think it's weird that even tho the costuming got objectively "sexier" as the films went on (too much by D3 for the intended audience imo but whatever not the point of this post), they kept buttoning Ben up even further.
Like this is the dude movie 1
this is movie 2
and this is 3
like we're up to two collar buttons. It's just interesting to me given the show feels like it ran in the opposite direction with their other leads.
Also I'd like to point out the hilarious lack of variation in outfits, esp in movie 1. He's like a cartoon character they didn't want to have to draw in different clothes.
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It’s hard work being the tumblr user who posts “Chad Charming is gay” once a month but someone has to do it
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pretty sure this is exactly how the scene went, word for word
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If Disney didn't want me to be gay, they shouldn't have made the Descendants movies
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Et la version couleur pour le lol :D
(Je viens de réaliser qu'Audrey ressemble étrangement à Princesse Bubblegum-)
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Your children's show unfortunately has the absolute wrong take on tackling fascism. Yeah the power of friendship angle is showing a dismal lack of understanding of Marxist theory or even intro-level Leninism. Yeah my only two interests are children's media and online leftist discourse so this is gonna be a problem.
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the descendants 1 script but jay is my entire soul
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