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;; Yellow Boxes

;; I am so sorry for that unexpected hiatus, I had irl matters to attend to, I'm so sorry. It seems queued replies didn't go out so I'll post those in a bit.

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;; lol it's ok, I was starting to wonder if I hadn't responded and didn't know 'cause I've been confined to mobile. <3 I am content with whatever you want to do *is also clingy* I know nothing about TJ btw

;; instead of transferring the thread can we do a new one? I’m a little busy right now though, doing a tabletop rp ‘cause I’m a nerd

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;; instead of transferring the thread can we do a new one? I'm a little busy right now though, doing a tabletop rp 'cause I'm a nerd

weaponxed PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST. You know those college Bucky threads we had going, is it okay with I move them to TJ? Mostly cause the TJ muse is strong rn *^*

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"Cuddling is nice." He mumbled and snuggled into Clint. He relaxed almost instantly, a small, pleased smile resting on his lips. "Sleep well," he murmured, sleep already clouding his voice.

Testing Lines || w/ Clint

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"I suck a lot of things, Clint, that's part of why you love me." Wade held his breath briefly while Clint's fingers traced along his waist before he stood up and offered a hand to his lover. "Where to?" He grinned brightly.

♣️

♣ for a text not meant for you

[text] Look, I’m not sleeping with you I have a boyfriend now alright. Go suck someone elses dick. [text] Shit Wade, that wasn’t fucking meant for you. Ignore that. [text] Please don’t kill me, I will actually die unlike you. 

| Soulmate verse because fuck life, I love that verse xD weaponxed | 

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[text]: hah I suggest you keep that in mind [text]: you'll figure it out eventually [text]: I was sitting on the kitchen counter eating fruit loops [text]: I know I'm crazy but [text]: in what world does that count as very turned on [text]: I don't beat off to thoughts of fruit loops [text]: unless you count as a fruit loop [text]: and if we try wanna try bondage we'll talk then [text]: don't you dare burn my porn [text]: I spent good money on that [text]: just put it in a box and shove it somewhere if ya don't like it [text]: hurrying home

Text Spam | weaponxed

[ weaponxed regret the permission? we had more but Clint made me stop in case Wade got weirded out xD ]

Clint was bored. Like really fucking bored. Wade had picked up a job on the other side of the country and Clint was stuck in the apartment. Bored. It wasn’t until the third day of being alone he decided to spam Wade with questions that he normally wouldn’t really have the guts to ask.

[text] Wade I’m bored. [text] I’m literally so bored, all I’m thinking about is sex. [text] I’m curious, have you ever come without your dick being touched? [text] Actually this is a good idea. I have lots of questions for you. [text] Do you have any kinks I don’t know about? [text] Personally, I’d really like to fuck you against the window like you said once. Damn. [text] Although in saying that, I’m into bondage. Not necessarily on you by the way baby, I know how you are with that. But I wouldn’t be opposed to you tying me down and riding me. [text] And now I’m turned on. [text] Ohhhh, another good question. What position do you masturbate in? Like, I sit against the headboard. [text] Maybe you can show me when you get back ;) [text] Can you come home now? I really wanna playyyy. [text] Omfg, we need to try edging. Bringing you (or me, I’m not picky) to the edge and then stopping. I bet I could have you crying and begging. (I’m not cruel, i promise). [text] Do you know I masturbated once while you were asleep next to me? You slept through the whole fucking thing… [text] God, have you done that to me? [text] Can you tell I’m bored? [text] Okay, I demand an answer when you get these. [text] Or call me. [text] Me and my dick miss you. [text] We also love you. [text] And your dick. [text] ;)

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Imagine person B of your OTP is immortal/regenerates. A, however, isn’t. They love each other regardless, and are very happy together.

Then they get into a car crash with a drunk driver. B is left with only some minor injuries, the worst of which is a broken arm. Person A, however, is left in a coma.

Person B, willing to wait an eternity to see A’s smile again, stays with them, much to the nurses’s  disdain, and refuses to let A be taken off of life support, even after a long period with no improvement.

Whether A never wakes up from their coma, and B sits in the hospital forever, seen as a testament to true love and patience by everyone around them, or ‘an eternity’ turns out to be much shorter than B had expected and A wakes up fairly quickly, is up to you.

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fun prank: go on dA and look for awful, beginning artists who draw cats/wolves on ms paint and comment on their picture and tell them how great it looks and that they should keep drawing because they’re going to get better and better, and to not be a dick about their drawing skill because they’re still starting out and learning!!!!

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put a ship in my ask

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell

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Wade was done, and that meant he could dig out his phone and actually check it now. The spam of text messages he found waiting for him had him flushing.

[text]: Jesus Clint [text]: and no, I haven’t. [text]: that means you’re probably gonna try huh? [text]: you know most of them by now I think [text]: I told you you could fuck me against the window, why haven’t you tried? ;) [text]: I mean, we’ll see about the bondage, and maybe try both ways.. Safe words n shit right? [text]: I want to know what brought all these questions out [text]: my porn stash better be intact when I get home [text]: and I lay on my back btw [text]: I’ll be home in less than 24 hours [text]: and then we can try whatever you want sweet cheeks [text]: and yea, I have, you were too cute to wake up ;) [text]: me and my dick miss and love you and your dick too ;)

Wades face might have been burning by the time he answered all of that, but damned if he didn’t want to get home sooner.

Text Spam | weaponxed

[ weaponxed regret the permission? we had more but Clint made me stop in case Wade got weirded out xD ]

Clint was bored. Like really fucking bored. Wade had picked up a job on the other side of the country and Clint was stuck in the apartment. Bored. It wasn’t until the third day of being alone he decided to spam Wade with questions that he normally wouldn’t really have the guts to ask.

[text] Wade I’m bored. [text] I’m literally so bored, all I’m thinking about is sex. [text] I’m curious, have you ever come without your dick being touched? [text] Actually this is a good idea. I have lots of questions for you. [text] Do you have any kinks I don’t know about? [text] Personally, I’d really like to fuck you against the window like you said once. Damn. [text] Although in saying that, I’m into bondage. Not necessarily on you by the way baby, I know how you are with that. But I wouldn’t be opposed to you tying me down and riding me. [text] And now I’m turned on. [text] Ohhhh, another good question. What position do you masturbate in? Like, I sit against the headboard. [text] Maybe you can show me when you get back ;) [text] Can you come home now? I really wanna playyyy. [text] Omfg, we need to try edging. Bringing you (or me, I’m not picky) to the edge and then stopping. I bet I could have you crying and begging. (I’m not cruel, i promise). [text] Do you know I masturbated once while you were asleep next to me? You slept through the whole fucking thing… [text] God, have you done that to me? [text] Can you tell I’m bored? [text] Okay, I demand an answer when you get these. [text] Or call me. [text] Me and my dick miss you. [text] We also love you. [text] And your dick. [text] ;)

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;; duuu eeeet

;; you better xD

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;; hell nah, send me whatever

;; you better xD

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;; you better xD

;; I got off work… Where are all my pervy asks >=3

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;; I got off work... Where are all my pervy asks >=3

;; archeryandcoffee see!!!!! I told you!!! That ask was just agh

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so you are interested in bdsm, huh? whether it be because you read a book like fifty shades of grey *shivers* or you are just curious, here are some links to help you start out!

What does bdsm stand for/what is it?

BDSM

What is bdsm?

So what is bdsm?

The difference between bdsm and abuse

Bondage

What is bondage?

Bondage and Restraints 101

Rope bondage 101

Bondage for beginners

Discipline 

BDSM techniques

Discipline v. punishment

are they the same thing?

Discipline

Dominant/Dominance/Dom/Domming

Dominance 101

How to be a dom

How hard can it be?

Everything you could want to know about being dominant

Submissive/Submission/Sub/Subbing

Submissive 101

How to be submissive

Intro to subbing

So you want to be submissive?

Sadism/Sadist

Sexual Sadism

Sadism 101

Sadism in BDSM

Sadism 101

Masochism/Masochist

Sexual Masochism

Understanding Masochism

Processing Pain

The joys of being a masochist

Types of Dom/Sub Relationships

Types of relationships

Dom/Sub types

Different types

A quick beginner’s guide to subs

Is BDSM always sexual?

Asexual and kinky

Asexuality in BDSM

What is non sexual play?

Nonsexual dom/sub

Is the man always dominant and the female submissive?

Sexually Dominant Women and the Men who Desire them

Femdom idea guide

Appeal of a male sub

The good girl’s guide to female dominance

I’m a feminist and submissive. Is that wrong?

What it’s like being submissive and feminist

Why im sexually submissive and feminist

Feminist sex submissive

Being a feminist submissive

Can i be trans/do i have to be straight to be into bdsm? Heck no! bdsm does not discriminate the kink/fetish community is one of the most accepting communities. so go on and be yourself we wont hurt you (unless you want to be)

So what’s wrong with fifty shades of grey?

50 things wrong with 50 shades of grey

What’s wrong with fifty shades of grey?

The troubling list of things wrong with 50 shades of grey

7 realities of bdsm that 50 shades of grey ignores

*please note there is nothing wrong with exploring your sexuality and fetishes. there is nothing wrong with enjoying 50 shades of grey as long as you recognize that Christian Grey is not the role model for a good dom

Sub drop/ Dom drop

Sub space, aftercare, and sub drop

Dom drop

The emotional side of sub drop

To dom space, dom drop, and beyond

Aftercare

Aftercare for dominants

Aftercare

Aftercare 101

Aftercare for submissives

Signs of an abusive bdsm relationship

Can i be abused in a bdsm relationship?

Field guide to the creepy dom

Warning signs of a bad dom

Abusive subs

Places to meet people interested in bdsm

fetlife

bdsm dating sites

fester

bondage pal

Where to get toys

pleasure chest

amazon

etsy

liberator

frisky buisness

adam and eve

babe land

pure romance

amazing

too timid

BDSM on a Budget

BDSM on a budget

Sex toys you can make at home

Budget BDSM

Budget BDSM 101

Misc.

The paradox of dom/sub relationships

Advice to newbie subs on dominants

The relationship between a sadist and masocist

101 ways to make your slave/sub feel owned

Beginner’s guide to d/s

BDSM training academy *for both doms, subs, and switches

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;; I'm going to go into work in an hour but I'll answer them lol have fun with it!

;; archeryandcoffee see!!!!! I told you!!! That ask was just agh

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;; *whines* i can't handle this

;; archeryandcoffee see!!!!! I told you!!! That ask was just agh