weareassassin
weareassassin
A Kiss From the Shadows
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"Shush. Don't struggle. It will all be over soon. I'm not your foe. If anything I'm your best friend right now." -- We're one of the oldest professions. Hired killers paid to eliminate people shaped "problems" by amoral people. It's a necessary evil;...
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weareassassin · 1 year ago
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weareassassin · 2 years ago
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My favorite thing about the John Wick movies is how all the background characters seem just completely unconcerned with everything going on around them.  Nobody ever like tries to call the cops or anything.  This must happen all the time.
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weareassassin · 2 years ago
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have a couple medieval dance tunes, feat. my hammered dulcimer and me in my pajamas since I have no reason to leave the house
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weareassassin · 2 years ago
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You know the old saying, ‘those thrown in pits will build ladders.’ For years, I believed that whoever wrote that never climbed a day in their life. After all, what pit has the material–the wood, the nails, the hammers–needed to build a ladder? Who, tossed aside by the more powerful, could find the will to build handholds and rungs from nothing at all? How does anyone, I wondered, escape the depth? But I realized something I had not considered. The powerful are frugal and it is costly to dig a new pit for each person you wish to bury. The weak, the downtrodden, the dismissed, the disfigured, the doomed. We are all neighbors. And we are too, the wood, the nails, the hammers, needed to build ladders. Austin Walker, Spring in Hieron
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weareassassin · 2 years ago
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Ubisoft Assassin's Creed's Evie Frye Voice Actress Victoria Atkins has been replaced by AI while protesting for SAG-AFTRA
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She also never receives residuals
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weareassassin · 2 years ago
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Paladin: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you’ll be fined.
Bard: Heck.
Paladin: You’re on thin fucking ice.
Paladin: Oh no.
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weareassassin · 2 years ago
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weareassassin · 2 years ago
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If companies are allowed to sue you for losses during a strike, there is now no longer an incentive to not simply burn down your place of work.
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weareassassin · 2 years ago
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Landsknecht costume by Hafty Dla Szlachty.
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weareassassin · 2 years ago
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weareassassin · 2 years ago
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Christopher Eccleston would be so good as Sam Vimes it’s not even funny.
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weareassassin · 2 years ago
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Vampire in Armor!  Rhodes River Ranch Lunch Show - May 18, 2019
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weareassassin · 2 years ago
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is this accurate
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weareassassin · 2 years ago
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weareassassin · 2 years ago
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re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything
Instagram; hunterraiehorror
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weareassassin · 2 years ago
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happy ides of march. in honour of the sitewide holiday i thought id make a new uquiz, so take to find out how you get assassinated
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