weareliterallyonfire
weareliterallyonfire
random acts of chaos
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weareliterallyonfire · 3 months ago
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ever heard of a ghost thats alive? red version
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weareliterallyonfire · 3 months ago
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Here is your mission.
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weareliterallyonfire · 3 months ago
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I love divorced middle aged women tiktok. Like yes Mel get that divorce it's never too late
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weareliterallyonfire · 3 months ago
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It’s funny to me that I’ve met people named Grace, Faith, Patience and Chastity. It is so funny that Puritan names have survived so long and are still so popular if you take a step back and think about it. She’s getting Starbucks today and accusing a townsperson of witchcraft tomorrow.
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weareliterallyonfire · 3 months ago
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I want Lestat in white fur
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weareliterallyonfire · 3 months ago
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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair
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weareliterallyonfire · 3 months ago
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my second favorite thing in Nosferatu (1922) is when it cuts to the "werewolf" and it's a hyena with the saddest gentlest eyes you've ever seen
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weareliterallyonfire · 3 months ago
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Give me Black Vampires.
Black vampires whose skin is resistant to the sun.
Black vampires who are prehistoric and recall preying upon the first group of humans to leave Africa.
Black vampires with Bantu knots, dreads and elaborate braided hairstyles.
Black vampires who instigated slave revolts in the Diaspora.
Black vampires who revere the loa.
Black vampires.
Black vampires.
Black vampires.
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weareliterallyonfire · 4 months ago
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"Inshalla he will OD soon" fucking sent me
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weareliterallyonfire · 4 months ago
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the vampire and his puppets
insta • twt • prints
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weareliterallyonfire · 4 months ago
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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weareliterallyonfire · 4 months ago
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Aww this is so funny lol ♡
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weareliterallyonfire · 4 months ago
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I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.
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weareliterallyonfire · 4 months ago
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wait don't unfollow me, I'm complex and morally ambiguous
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weareliterallyonfire · 4 months ago
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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that
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weareliterallyonfire · 4 months ago
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google search how to unlearn extreme shame for feeling desire
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weareliterallyonfire · 4 months ago
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new askgame do U think i’m ever gonna make it
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