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Older Black gay men in long term relationships are rarely covered or seen by main stream media.

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well, I'd rather write on my laptop but if I'm on the bus I'm gonna use the phone

sorry someone irl just told me that they write all of their stuff on their phone and like. that's psychotic behavior....reblog and tell me if you write on your phone or a laptop more

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all of us: *scrambling to find a good setting for our homoerotic fics*

HBO War: Hey pspsps ! *pulls back a tarp, revealing a foxhole*

all of us: *excited author noises*

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existential crisis winnix FTW

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what show is this? I need to know

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I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

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so yeah, I wrote this quickie as a palate cleanser from the massive speirton I'm writing. I needed something uncomplicated, just straight porn with some fluff.

also, funny how despite the fact that Harry is the token straight friend I still managed to get him into all the gay fun. I think that he's demisexual when it comes to men, he can be attracted to them but only if he has an emotional bond with them.

so basically this is 1800 words of Harry having a late night wank listening to his friends having sex and pining for Kitty.

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“lawful good water biscuit”

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Two words: Stingray skeletons.

oh my stars and garters

how have we been sleeping on ocean skeletons???

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Hey uhm, flash news. That IS a dinosaur. An avian dinosaur. The only dinosaurs that went extinct are the non avian dinosaur.

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OH MY GOD

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Luz: gentlemen, I propose to rename the company. I already have ideas.

Lip: Luz no

Luz: DD Company, Dick's Dicklings Company. Alternatively, WN, WinNix Company, since the Major is basically married to Captain Nixon anyway.

Lip: on second thought, I kinda like the idea.

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[ID: tweet from ida_skibenes

We live in a world where girls and women are FINED for trying to cover up while playing sports, but also EXPELLED from schools if their shoulders are showing.

Again, I dare you to ask why we're angry.

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all my otps basically. when I get an OTP it's ride or die.

Do you have these OTP's where you can literally only ship them with each other. Like, you'll think of a story where they're with other people instead of with each other and you feel dirty. Because you are cheating.

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Reposting because I need to convert the world to the fact that Dobie should get some much more often. just stick him in any threesome! he's very versatile. don't break my OTPs with him tho or I'll break you (JK JK)