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Whenever Rex gets asked about Cody he simply responds with 'alive and kicking' and everyone thinks something like 'ahh yes a very active and competent commander' until they see Cody on a battlefield

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every time a new Star War movie or show is announced all the fans are like “OMG Glup Shitto is back 😭😭😭”

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the mandalorian + text posts (5/?)

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wow i love the star war

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John mulaney quotes for starwars characters?

Since there are so many, here are quotes for each of the main trios:

Anakin Skywalker:

Padme Amidala:

Obi Wan Kenobi:

Luke Skywalker:

Han Solo:

Leia Organa:

Rey:

Finn:

Poe Dameron:

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[I.D: A Comic: Hunter, from The Clone Wars and The Bad Batch, stands above the viewer, framed by a blue sky and a passing cloud overhead. “What are you doing, exactly?” he asks. The next panel is emaciated Echo lying naked in the sun. His lower half is obscured by Hunter’s back. He replies with a smile “I’m getting my melanin back”]

Anyway I hope y’all enjoy this dumb thing. It’s the only shit i’ll accept as canon.

Bonus:

[I.D: A simple doodle. Hunter stands above echo still.

Hunter: You’re gonna burn.

Echo, with a raised thumbs up gesture: Worth it

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He do bite

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Fives: Shit, I’m out of ammo.

Echo: What? Then what’s in your ammo pouches?

Fives: Oreos.

Echo: ...

Fives: Want some?

Echo: ... yes.

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I just love these guys okay [x]

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General, I was overhearing some of the men just now, and- well, some of them- not me- are wondering what it is we are up to here? Not me of course, I know you’re always the man with the plan, but some- not me- are wondering if there is a plan at all? And what it might be?

Rex, to Anakin at some point probably (via snippy-skyguys)

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The Mandalorian: *briefly moves Baby Yoda off his lap*

Baby Yoda: Father is… evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the galaxy as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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Since Obi-Wan and Anakin got nicknames during the Clone Wars and Ahsoka was with them through most of it I find it hard to believe she didn’t get one too, so the republic named her Ahsoka “fuck around and find out” Tano

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“jedi dont have sex” is a lie the entire order has told to yoda for 900 years bc they don’t want him to feel bad that hes not getting any

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Boba Fett enjoying his favorite drink

Prints and stuff here!

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thinking about the clones who weren’t anywhere near any jedi when order 66 got put out

trooper in the mess hall, shoveling beans into his mouth: damn. that tall headed guy we met, what was he called again? ki adi monday? wow i could really kick his ass right about now

his brother beside him grabbing another corn muffin: damn me too

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Relaxed again, and still on the verge of sleep, Obi-Wan studied Maul. He was asleep on the floor, wedged against the wall opposite the bed Obi-Wan was on. No pillows or blankets, just his large outer robe balled up beneath his head.

Obi-Wan felt the familiar pang in his stomach, somewhere between pity and guilt. Much like when he had seen Maul suspended in the bacta tube, Obi-Wan was struck by how small Maul was. How fragile and human he looked, curled on the floor asleep and vulnerable. That sleeping on the ground like this, without a bed, must have been normal for him. That Maul had simply assumed his place was on the floor.

But these thoughts were jumbled, coming and going like dream fragments, mixed with memories of other people.

Half asleep, but determined to fix this, Obi-Wan felt blindly around him for something. His hands finally landing on a nearby pillow. Having found what he sought, Obi-Wan groggily took hold of the pillow, and threw it haphazardly across the room- vaguely in Maul’s direction.

With dream like logic, Obi-Wan’s mind felt satisfied that it had solved the problem, and quickly swept him back to sleep.

++ Obi-Wan half asleep throwing a pillow at Maul. Maul instantly waking up, about to kill a man…

…and then just whispering “what the fuck, Kenobi.” When he sees it’s a pillow and that Obi-Wan is a dead asleep.

Maul looking around not exactly sure what he is supposed to make of this situation. Picking up the pillow and looking at it with confusion. Finally, hesitantly, deciding that if it’s here he might as well use it. Falling back asleep hugging the pillow.

Enemies and Allegiances by The_Son_of_Dathomir (x)