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Letting her hit this yellow Juul, yep she loves it

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Morrowind affirmations

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please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too

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Something that would definitely happen and he would promptly forget as he put on the helmet when he turned into Jyggalag.

Aren't you and Jyggalag one and the same? How can you run around him?

Did you miss the last Greymarch? Did you miss the part where Jiggly Tits and I parted ways as unlikely not-enemies? He is no longer a part of me. He hasn't been part of me for at least a couple of centuries. You should really keep more up to date with current affairs! Might do you some good.

Anyway, time to plant a bomb in Jyggalag's ugly helmet!

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Literally every miraak lives au fic ever

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introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry

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Some recent commissions people had me do of their pets.

Precious lil reptiles

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what U guys need to understand about me is that i think with my clit and also i have a poet’s soul

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people who are anti sex in movies always pull the “NO ONE wants to see that” but like. 🙋‍♂️hi I do! I want to see it ! Me me I’m a pervert me!

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Still baffled that Bethesda made Oblivion's character faces look like that

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Rats are not widely considered to be a member of the sophisticated races of Tamriel, but that hasn't stopped them from unionizing.

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