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One sentence horror stories:

Imagine a world...with NO baked potato.

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i love when cats roll around all cutely and then they look up at you like ₍^. .^₎ umm hi did you notices how cute i just was? did u see?

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trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

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What

Why the hell is there a week break for gachiakuta the season literally just started, there's been two episodes

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My least favorite genre of fandom post is "I wish we knew about *thing we have been told*"

We know about that already. It's available to those with hearts pure enough to fucking pay attention

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Every now and then I think about "who is josh groban?? Kill yourself!" And i have to laugh

Glee was wild

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I think it's so crazy how we somehow developed an outrage economy

Like ad revenue for clicks and engagement, people can't help but argue on things that make them angry, algos push outrage content, people notice you make money this way and start making content designed to make you angry and thus we have a cesspool of perpetual rage bait designed to milk pennies out of what was once a fun normal thing

and it's making everyone a miserably shitty person because they don't realize that all the rage and hate is mostly a sham to generate engagement and human instinct is to fit with the crowd so everyone online is like "ok, time to be an irony poisoned pile of garbage with no morals because that's what people do"

So crazy

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I can’t get into it without outing myself and my job, but damn I wish people could figure out how to break the rules on their own. If you involve me, if you tell me you’re going to violate a contract, I am required to do something. I’m not a cop! I’m not a narc! You could simply not tell me this shit! I am begging you to not tell me! Don’t send me an email to my work address that says “I’m going to violate our contract, how would you suggest I do it?” Well first things first don’t fucking tell me

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Plan was more horses on Tuesday but im so deep into left 4 dead rn for no reason that I might play left 4 dead

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The constant allure of youtube keeps me from my projects

Do I want to do my projects? Yeah I guess

But youtube

I love it

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Nothing makes me as stark raving mad as when I go get a cart for myself to do my work and I turn around and someone has taken it for themselves without even checking to see if someone is using it???

If there's an empty cart in front of a back room aisle CHECK THE AISLES AND ASK FIRST

Killing you with my mind

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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

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This is rly saying something but Twitter reading comprehension is worse than tumblrs

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