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~ The One Alone ~
(Another oil painting I did for class! Supposed to match the Jarchivist one)
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Not a brave man, but at times a very stubborn one
(Limited color palette assignment for my oil painting class. I love college <3)
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Y’all my app just glitched so this was the only post i can see
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Killer Music: Sculptures by Maskull Lasserre
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Celia (unprompted): hey our category system is kinda complicated, what if we sorted them into more general categories, like bring that number down to something smaller like uh, 14 or something and sort them by more general ideas like idk being buried alive or whatever 😳👉👈
Alice: what the fuck
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yo dudes so i'm currently making a tma book for my friend!
it's basically the tma wiki but in book form :)


(highly inspired by what pricklypearviking on reddit did just much less cool)





current status: i run out of printer toner and im in pain so decided to share this to pass the time
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Jon is dead in this universe and he still can't help catching strays
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The difference between TMA and TMagP statements in a single image
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made these a while back but actually have a place to share them now ,,, enjoy !
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The Magnus Protocol
sam's subplot: hey guys any news on the magnus institute? :D alice's subplot: just ignore it just ignore it just ignore it just ignore it just ignore it just ignore it just ignore it just ignore it celia's subplot:
gwen's subplot:
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These motherfuckers did it from the start
The entire time I've been listening to Magnus Protocol and reading all the theories and understanding what is going on, there's been some ideas that just haven't been convincing. Either because they're based on the Archives entities or the theories exist because of misinterpretation and some are more convincing than others but finally I understand. I don't think I'm right, I don't think everyone else is wrong, but I think I understand.
Because the thing that cracks everything is Mister fucking Bonzo
FIRST OF ALL
One of the four base elements, Fire, associated with the colors red and orange and the humor yellow bile. Well what are the humors?
Blood, Phlegm, Yellow Bile, and Black Bile.
Yellow Bile, which is associated with Fire in alchemy, provokes excitement. Just like we see when Bonzo attacks, there's an excited chanting of his theme song. But as we just saw recently, Bonzo can get very angry, seemingly jealous of the murderer on trial.
But it's even worse than that
MR BONZO IS ORANGE AND RED
Yes I know this is more yellow and orange, but remember ancient colors were different and depending on where you were located and at what point in history, the names for colors were different (I tried to find an illustration to help prove my point but unfortunately I couldn't find a good one and I'm losing my mind right now so I stopped looking)
BUT IT GOES DEEPER
Because in alchemy, Air is sometimes thought of as a life-giving force and is associated with Blood. Blood is thought to promote joy and mirth and enthusiasm. Remember Needles? We loved that little guy, the most enthusiastic and joyful murderer in the series. Just like how in real life, needles can draw Blood and are used in vaccines which are Life Saving devices.
But it gets worse still
Because Air is symbolized as the Earth symbol inverted. Earth being cold and dry, representing physical movements and sensations and associated with Black Bile. Black Bile being melancholic and withdrawn, just like Ink5oul. Ink5oul the tattoo artist. The tattoo artist that uses NEEDLES
Earth and Air are just inverses!
THERE'S EVEN A FUCKING EPISODE WHERE A SENTIMENTAL COUPLE GOES TO FIND THEIR LOCK THEY PUT THERE YEARS AGO AND STUMBLE INTO A LOCK MUSEUM WHERE ONE OF THEM DROWN. Sentimentality is associated with Phlegm and you know what Phlegm is represented by in alchemy? WATER!
From the start, it's literally been from the start. There's so much more, alchemy is becoming my life, there's so much, they're doing it again, from the first fucking episode it's all been here.
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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"
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Statement of Dolly Parton regarding…”Jolene”
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