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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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"Let me just take a selfie instead of knocking on my daughters door"

skill issue tbfh sure theirs nuance blah blah but its kinda on u if ur own kids dont want to be around u for long periods of time that kind of relationship doesnt just randomly pop up esp when the average dad cant even name what their kids r allergic to or when they have their next back to school night like ive seen about ten post like this and i can feel the aura of โdad whose just kinda Thereโ pulsing from the screen
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