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Been getting really into orange juice lately

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at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

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womb tattoo on forehead because mind pregnate with ideas

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2012 might as well of had people shitting in the streets and dying from the plague it was such a dark period in human history

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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

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Uh oh looks like you've stumbled into some sort of

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I fuck him for precisely 15 minutes call me the quarter pounder

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what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry

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lemme hear you say it folks!

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so i'll see ya tomorrow

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hey, what's going on? i heard laughter coming from your house. what's so funny? can i come in

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figuring out how to draw them.video game is cinema. i would type more but i already typed5 other captions for this on other things... I like them. Heart.<3