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i love u tzatziki i love u pita i love u olive oil i love u foccacia i love u hummus i love u flat bread

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Water is pretty nice to drink despite how horribly it treated the crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald

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little miss depressed and decaying

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was about to post "would it be easier for the fandom types to learn geography if the countries were anime boys they could ship" and then i remembered

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i was put on this earth to smoke stuff with my tits out

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so ur at the party right and there’s this girl in the corner with another girl on a leash with the puppy ears on standard stuff and u start talking to her and she introduces the girl on the leash and says “this is my little puppy, Emily. say hi Emily” and the leash girl does a little bark at u and u say “oh that’s nice” and ur looking for a way to avoid the awkward silence during a 4 second period that feels like a half hour so u ask “does she know any tricks?” so the girl says “come on girl, show ‘em” and the puppy girl gets up pulls out a skateboard and starts doing the sickest kick flips u ever saw

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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

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*gets down on one knee* I want to make a shared oc universe with you

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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

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'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

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I think it's a sign of good media when you have to reread or rewatch it to get the full experience. First time is for getting your brain blasted by the story and being confused second time is for knowing who's who and what's what and willingly getting your brain blasted again.

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you fucking with fat bitches?

Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch