I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
[Charlie]: Here's that paperwork you wanted to look over, Al.
[Alastor]: Thank you, my dear. *sips coffee and stares serenely out the window of his radio tower*
[Charlie]: What are you looking at?
[Alastor]: Oh, just your father...making rude and obscene gestures at me from his Apple Tower.
[Lucifer]: *stops mid-suggestively rude hand gesture to happily smile and wave at Charlie before flipping Alastor the bird*
welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)
Someday dan is going to post a video called “me and phil have been fucking for 10 years” and I’m going to click on it and it’s going to be a reddit video
Here’s a thought that’s probably definitely ooc: Alastor playfully starting shit with Lucifer only to start dramatically screaming higher pitched when he has to face the consequences.
Lucifer does the same thing.
They both know nothing bad will actually happen they just like making the other laugh by being dramatic.