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I used to have this game where I would read Teen Wolf fanfiction and try to guess which parts of it were canon. I gave up after finding out the de-aging plotline was actually in the show.

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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(All art used with EXPRESS permission from the artist)

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Happy pride month to my favorite Gay(only ever seduced men), and Transmasc(shape-shifting entity but only ever present himself as a man except that one time he pretended to be someone's dead wife) villain: Sauron.

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I think we should have a second pride month in November for gay people who prefer cold weather

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*As in people aligned with Morgoth and Sauron

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It's not optional

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Yes you have to pick one — Duo Edition

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there is no "nurse shortage," there is a shortage of nurses willing to work in unsafe conditions to line the pockets of hospital administrators. happy labor day!

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I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special International Workers’ Day, May 1st.

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The Magician and The Hierophant

Today's most popular trick is to make an important religious figure disappear.

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in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)

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attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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The American mind cannot comprehend a social democrat.

Me: Communism sounds good in theory but it's probably not just incredibly bad luck that it turned into a dictatorship every time a country tried it, and I honestly don't think it can work on any scale larger than a smallish village without significant revisions.

American commies, without fail: Of course a liberal like you cannot imagine life without oppressing others.

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Me: Communism sounds good in theory but it's probably not just incredibly bad luck that it turned into a dictatorship every time a country tried it, and I honestly don't think it can work on any scale larger than a smallish village without significant revisions.

American commies, without fail: Of course a liberal like you cannot imagine life without oppressing others.

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it's ovid's birthday today (20 march) btw. please celebrate by lying or being a pervert