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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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i wish there was an animal that could see radio waves so I could transmit that i love them and every one on earth would know it

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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most important part of any gator/crocodile design

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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

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What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

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Misogyny as policy treats women as 'less than'.

There is no law that controls a man's body. Now do the same for women.

Equal protection is the law.

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I'm cool with having an iPhone most of the time until I remember that these emoji 🗣️📢 are fucking facing each other. Yeah lemme just yell directly into the sending end of ths fucking megaphone real quick. Stupidass country

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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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The way this was my first thought and then I opened the comments