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humanity is so beautiful

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let's. let's woah with mama. i'll see myself out

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love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

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life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures

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Having a much older, much more experienced person tell you you're doing well in your shared hobby is better than crack, especially when the hobby tends to be 80% retired ppl. Like, hell yeah I'm gonna get a good grade in birdwatching and I'm not even 50. Child prodigy moment

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Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.

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me: man, i would do anything to have a healthy sleep schedule

every scrap of research on the topic forever: okay so limit your technology use for at least an hour before bed

me: ...man, i would do ALMOST anything to have a heal-

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two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

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let’s be spherical with mama

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let's slime on mama

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yeah man every shift at work feels exactly the same. it's like dayjob vu.

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what else was he supposed to do

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