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I am a sad drunk art student blogger tonight

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a hopeful young Pearl reporting for duty 

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kill dem 

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Serena Williams achieves the second ‘Serena Slam’ of her career where she holds every Grand Slam simultaneously. She last achieved this 12 years ago in 2003.

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dont forget to put sun cream on your face and shoulders kids

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@god

y do i look like im still 13

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There’s also Rebecca Sugar and Ian Jones-Quartey cameos in Little Witch Academia 2: 

Except for Mabel (purple heart sweater), Dipper (jumping next to her) and Connie (down left):

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The signs as types of cats

Aries: the fluffy kind thats fur gets all up in your tongue when u kiss it

Taurus: that bald cat that looks like it's judging u for wearing that shirt for 4 days in a row

Gemini: the dumpster cat u find nd ur not sure what color its supposed to be but it loves u anyways

Cancer: the cat with the squished face thats owner probably feeds it gold encrusted salmon that costs $200 and their left nipple

Leo: that cat thats been thru a lot and it maybe has a little rip in its ear but when it loves u it loves u hard

Virgo: ur friends asshole cat that loves no one but ur friend no matter how many treats u give it

Libra: the cat without the tail who is maybe insecure about being different but their owner loves it and gives tons of cuddles

Scorpio: two words - munchkin cat

Sagittarius: Taylor swifts cat, Meredith

Capricorn: black cat that only comes out at night bc it is secretly a witch

Aquarius: an all brown cat, rare nd beautiful

Pisces: that cat that you make eye contact with for a fleeting moment as they run across the street at 3 am in an unfamiliar neighborhood

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absence and lack of communication makes the heart idealize a person and subconsciously twist one’s perception of them into something greater than they really are

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“Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn’t a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.”

— (via be-killed)

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FKA Twigs at Glastonbury festival

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:: Morning - Perry Dixon Maple

Hey everyone! I wanted to share this new painting with you for Björn. Morning inside the cockpit of Ásta’s ship.  

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Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.

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static sounds

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“Feminism? no thanks, i prefer gender equality”

Water? no thanks, i prefer H2O