he/him 24yrs old. 18+ only. i follow from my main @fefairysrobotfucker extrodinaire and blood weirdofat transsexual dykefag
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My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter
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boyfriend accidentally gave me a higher dose of T than usual. the past few days make a lot more sense now.
#i have been unable to keep my hands off my dick#i just had a 3 hour edging session ending in a rlly hard orgasm and i wanna go again#i need more i need more#hfgagshdfffgerrrr
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my favorite specific brand of tumblr posts are the ones about touching the stove
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stop using juuls with the fools and come smoke a blunt with a cunt
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If you see this and you have to pee, you should totally let some of that pressure go. Just, relax a few seconds, let some go. And then see if you can regain control.
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Only way to get his attention these days
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Saying “yeah bro I move exactly like a jumping spider when I get drunk” and then watching everyone flinch every time I tense my legs after taking a sip of my vermouth
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Well i think the short guy should top

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speaking of unhinged stupid shit I've read recently

#one time i said i dont understand pregnancy kink and someone accused me of genuinely thinking like this#anyways#this has GOt to be satire
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Throwback to the funniest message I've received in my life
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What if you were watching porn that seemed totally normal and then at the end it hit you with this

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