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Sometimes it's just like that

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if your website doesn't have a reject all button for cookies then i fucking hate you

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FUCKKK THERE'S SO MUCH MUSIC I LOVE MUSICCCC

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On this Scavenger Sunday we visit a northern raven enjoying an orange. That was stolen from bears.

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Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.

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the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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Staring down at his autopsy incision like it's cleavage

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Sorry folks I unplugged the computer those circus people lived in. No more clown, no more chattering teeth. They're all dead now. Rabbit too.

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My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

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girl help! the popular fanon interpretation of my favorite character is stupid as fuck

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i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.

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( <= green bean

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Been getting really into orange juice lately

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hey bro qick question .do i seem like a person to you