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Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

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thank god for the YouTube people who make tutorials on how do do basic things like fry an egg or clean a washing machine and don’t make you feel stupid while explaining it

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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

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i do not want to work. i want to kiss

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Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

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They're going crazy on LinkedIn

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If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious

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fuck due dates i wish nothing was ever due

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new post but im shy so nobody gets to read it

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the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

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excitedly waiting for this

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THEYRE SO CUNTY I LOVE THEM DEARLY

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Some notes on today's race since certain people can't fathom that Mclaren treats both drivers fairly and equally:

(fyi I watch all races via multiviewer with all lap times during the race and Oscar's full team radio. I also follow the Mclaren radio updates on their app)

The driver who qualifies ahead usually gets preferred strategy or the strategy that maximizes their result. Lando out-qualified Oscar in Australia and finished ahead, Oscar out-qualified Lando in Jeddah and finished ahead. Both got strategies that preferred their race, and get treated equally during the race depending on their performance.

Lando and Oscar were setting pretty evenly matched lap times during the majority of the race. The reason for the team orders was because Lando had a 5 lap tyre advantage due to Oscar pitting earlier and coming out ahead. Therefore, Lando was naturally quicker and would've passed Oscar regardless of orders or not. It makes no sense to have your drivers race and risk falling behind to other cars.

Oscar didn't hesitate for one second to swap positions, the order came through and he moved over instantly, no discussion. To have the maturity and understanding to give up a podium position to your teammate during your home race when you could've been the first aussie to do so is awe-inspiring, and just shows the integrity and character that Oscar has.

As much as we wanted to see Oscar on the podium, Lando fully deserved and earned the podium today and drove faultlessly. Regardless, both drivers did excellent to maximize the result of the team, and it once again emphasizes the deep level of trust and respect they have for each other.

Lando continues to show his excellence as a driver each race and I am so proud of Oscar for showing so much improvement in just a year in his race pace and overall tyre management. We have such an excellent driver pairing and a team that treats them both fairly, unlike so many other teams on the grid.

In Andrea Stella we trust.

Let's go for a double podium at Suzuka boys!

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ooh self burn those are rare